So, I’ve been filing a bunch of public records requests lately. You know, FOIA-type things. Casual stuff, you know. I do it in my free time. For fun. It’s becoming, like, my hobby. Richard Feynman picked locks and played the bongos. Claude Shannon was a juggler. On a unicycle. Shakespeare was quite serious about real estate investment. Tycho Brahe? When he became bored of challenging the idea that the planets orbited the Earth, he had a pet moose that he would give beer to at a hideaway island castle.