You’ve probably all heard of Shakespeare’s ‘Seven Ages of Man’, but did you know that knitting has seven phases too? It’s true. And it’s just as much of an emotional journey. Ooh, what’s that you’ve got there? Knitting, eh? How interesting! Yes, I’d love to try it. I’m buying all the things, right now! I’m doing it. Look, I’m actually doing it. Hey, you there – I’M DOING IT! It’ll be fine. That hole’s supposed to be there. Honest! Who’s idea was this? This is a stupid hobby. Clearly, it’s ruined.