Not the Bee

You know that thing we were told never happens? Illegal aliens getting welfare in the United States? Well, here's the governor of California bragging about giving tax dollars to illegal aliens on Don Lemon's show: He's proud to be giving away taxpayer dollars to people who don't belong in the country! We not only expanded Medicaid, but we're the only state in America providing universal healthcare regardless of pre-existing conditions, ability to pay, and your immigration status.

Somehow, this guy was totally okay. All of that reporting but we still don't know what happened! On Monday, passersby noticed a pair of legs dangling out of an overpass on I-20 in Atlanta and, upon closer inspection, found an entire car wedged up there with a man just dangling out. He had to drive up in there, somehow! Watch our latest video šŸ‘‡

As firefighters arrived to put out the fire at Nestor Roman's house on August 25, the New Hampshire man did the most illogical thing imaginable to say thank you. He hopped in one of the fire engines and drove off with it. WMUR9 reports, State police said that while he was driving the vehicle, Roman struck another Whitefield fire engine, drove over water supply lines and narrowly missed three firefighters. You might be wondering just what Roman needed with a fire engine while his own house burned?

Guess what? All the ghouls who celebrated the assassination of Charlie Kirk are still celebrating. Thursday is the one year anniversary of Kirk being killed, so I guess demons feel the need to celebrate. If you're in Columbia tomorrow, I know where you can find all of the worst people at one time. At the time of publishing, the university had released a very nonchalant statement to absolve itself of any responsibility. Watch our latest video ๐Ÿ‘‡

Kenny: We're down here with a group of people who identify as socialists- Woman: Communists! Kenny: Communists! Even better. Let's count all the things that communists developed. They have the AK-47. No, let's do it right here! ... you guys are Marxists. You guys are the enemy. You guys are everything that's wrong with this world. You're parasites. You contribute nothing to society. You guys are bad people. ... Kenny: Tell me one thing that communism has contributed.

Try universal healthcare, they said. It'll be great for your people, they said. Giving the government control of your healthcare isn't really the right thing to do! From the Global News article: In the early morning hours of July 24, Elaine [Blais] got out of bed and collapsed. 'She fainted and hit her head. I then tried to get her up, and she fainted again,' [Dr. Guy] Blais said. Elaine became cold, clammy, and short of breath. Being a doctor, Blais knew she needed to get to the hospital immediately.

When my kids were babies, we had to watch them very carefully to make sure they didn't try to smear things like mud, poop, or peanut butter. Most people grow out of that stage though. A group of scientists in India (because, of course!) seems to have skipped the "stop playing with your poop" milestone and decided to see what would happen if they mixed human excrement in concrete.

They're saying Coco has gone loco. This was apparently caused by some sort of glitch in the robot matrix for delivery company Coco. They blame an error that caused these robots to reroute simultaneously as they left the station at the start of the day. Chicago resident Becca Ostein shared this clip on August 31 in Lincoln Park, and it's a stark reminder that if we want to have nice things, we're going to have to hand our lives over to robots.

Well, this is kind of disturbing to hear. One of the Lindsay Clancy jurors spoke out anonymously this week and acknowledged that she flipped from "guilty" to "not guilty" after succumbing to pressure from other jurors who were pushing for acquittal from day one. Really an incredible behind-the-scenes look at one of the biggest trials in recent memory: The majority of the room was trying to sway that person (the lone guilty vote) from the very beginning ...

Did you know that the most famous medieval enslaver and remover of heads was born on August 25th? Apparently, the British ladies are super excited about it, including politicians and cops! Stella Creasy is a member of the British Parliament for Walthamstow.