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OK, the finalist captions weren’t great this week. BUT the winning caption was a nice pun! Way to go, Kathleen. Finalists “Those must be pieces of eight he’s guarding.” Jim Little, East Sandwich, MA “He doesn’t trust banks.” Michael Pangia, Milledgeville, GA “The market finally sank.” John Demoulas, Boxford, MA “Doesn’t that guy realize no one uses cash anymore?” Molly Gistis, Essex MA

FINALISTS! “Laugh at her dentures, and she’ll dent-ure head.” Greg Howe, Buffalo, NY “She has to lay off the Red Bull.” Rhonda Monaco West Seneca NY “Grandma sure is punching above her weight!” Kathy Haviland, Dover, DE “Never tell an older woman that her wrinkles are showing.” William Poznanski, Toledo, OH “She sharpened her skills on her 9 grandkids and 19 great-grandkids.” Kelly Seabold, Toledo, Ohio

FINALISTS “That price was for the bag only.” Brian Koble, West Deer, PA “What were you expecting for a lousy $50 bucks?” Dr. Art, Joliet, IL “Yes, our value menu burger is now just two ounces of raw meat.” Rick Kestenbaum, Davenport, FL “That is the super size.” Christine Seaman, Eastham MA “Napkins are extra. Try using your sleeve.” Jim Little, East Sandwich, MA

FINALISTS! “No, my Roomba cannot come out and play.” Greg Howe, Buffalo, NY “Where have you been? I had to prepare our dinner myself!” Frederick H. Pritikin, St. Louis, MO “Where have you been? And no nonsense about your failed antimatter drive!” Douglas Raybeck, Amherst, MA “I”m not hiring any robot that makes me look fat!” Bonnie Baka, Leechburg, PA “You want a Bitcoin tip for your services before you leave tonight?” Susan Pitcher, Holland, OH

Finalists! “Start talking or out comes the blow dryer!” Penni Davenport, Oregon, OH “And what did you do after the officer yelled “freeze”?

Finalists! “I call dibs on the iPhone” Annalyn Benito, DeLand, FL “Now, when this happens, we’re supposed to go over and act like we care about this guy.” Bruce Fifield, Leominster MA “You can play with him for a little while but he has to go back on the shelf.” John Kane - Wellesley MA “No, you can’t keep him.” TR Kerth, Huntley, IL “Believe me son, it’s not worth the effort.” Bob Gerken, Maryville, TN “Evolution isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

FINALISTS! “Watch out, he’s armed.” Thanks for reading Steve Breen's Cartoonishness! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. Dan Gordon, Arlington, MA “Yup, seems like only yesterday he learned to climb out of his tank.” Paul Johnson, Wellfleet, MA “Well, I suppose it’s better than snail mail.” John Lane, Falmouth, MA “There goes the notorious Oc Holliday.” G.

FINALISTS “Her final wish was to block the view of my favorite painting.” Thanks for reading Steve Breen's Cartoonishness! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.

FINALISTS “The Emperor Clucks Back”. Thanks for reading Steve Breen's Cartoonishness! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. Alexander Mendoza Anaya, Mt. Calvary, WI My favorite in the series: Hens Solo, Star Wars Returns! Dave Robinson, Simpsonville, SC “So, HensForce, we will be watching my shows…!” Vincent Isernio, Marstons Mills, MA We’ll see who’s chicken….

FINALISTS Thanks for reading Steve Breen's Cartoonishness! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. “Red Bull does give you wings!” John Lane, East Falmouth, MA “Is this the meeting place for ‘Horses with Freak Body Parts’?” Rich Feinberg, Boston, MA “They don’t believe in unicorns OR Pegasi anymore! They believe in drones!” Pete Rogan, Royal Oak, MI “Fight or flight? Well now, that depends.” Tim O’Neil, Kingston, MA “It’s OK.