The Art of Sack

I’m so sick of the constant stream of vicious invective from this bully. No class, boorish, vulgar, imbecilic, juvenile, and to say the least, unpresidential. The bile he regularly vomits from his Truth Social sewer is daily proof of his unfitness for his office. Who talks like that? And more damning, who would follow a man like that? To paraphrase the idiot himself, this is the Shit-hole Presidency.

Big congratulations to our latest paid subscriber raffle winner, Minnesotan John K. John has been notified of his win of this limited-edition, original resin sculpture of “Rhino and Friends”, and shipping arrangements will be made. I’m pleased this cute little fella is finding a new home. —-——————————————- By popular demand the October 1 sculpture prize will be one of the few remaining FOTUS (Felon Of The United States) statuettes.

They promise to cure all diseases, and usher in an Age of Abundance. So far what we’ve got is a bunch of crappy videos and excruciatingly awful images, generated by the theft of artwork from actual, you know, living artists. —-———————————————— “Come Together” , paper mache, 15’ x 2’ x 15’ It started small — literally.

The dumbest trade war in history. Could you expect anything less? —-—————————— What the heck is an axolotl? Until two years ago, I had never heard of the little buggers. These are strange little amphibian salamanders first found in the highland streams of Mexico. And for some reason they’ve became extremely popular among kids ages 6 to 12. One of them being my grandson. So of course I made him some. A lot of them, actually.

Natalie Harp, Trump’s 35-year-old “executive and special assistant“, has become his human printer, social-media stenographer and full-time enabler—feeding him flattering articles, taking dictation and helping manage the late-night Truth Social sewage pipe. Reports say she has extraordinary control over what reaches him and what goes out under his name. That feed has included conspiracy theories, vicious personal attacks and, in February, a racist video depicting Barack and Michelle Obama as apes.

The Dept of Homeland Security has a new toy for their creepy ICE crew. Up to 20 million dollars may be budgeted for new torture “shock gloves”. They supposedly leave no marks. Or evidence, if misused. Is there any atrocity this crowd is unwilling to embrace? —-————————————- “Fat Freddy’s Cat”, air dry clay, 5” x 8” x 6” The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers were three gloriously disreputable hippies devoted to getting high, avoiding work, dodging cops and surviving their own terrible decisions.

Three or four weeks, he promised, for Iran. Unconditional surrender. Is anyone surprised? “Baby Giraffe, pastel, 96” x 36” My one and only pastel drawing. I was always kind of intimidated by pastel. Too messy for my smudgy nature. So of course I had to go to extremes and buy a big roll of drawing paper for my first attempt. Then I realized I’d have to draw this on the floor, so it was messy AND uncomfortable. I showed this in a gallery.

Smile, you’re on Candid Camera! Except the camera belongs to Flock Safety, it’s mounted on a pole, it reads your license plate, logs when and where you drove by, and may share that information with law enforcement agencies you’ve never heard of. Welcome to the age of “public safety,” where hi-tech nanny-cams follow your every move. Flock calls it crime-fighting technology. I call it a neighborhood watch program where the neighborhood is watching you.

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth was better as a Fox News weekend anchor. And that isn’t saying much. —-—————————————— ‘ “Ready…Aim…” , paper mache, 12” x 8” x 6” A fun little daredevil. He seems pretty confident. At least HE never ran out of ammo. —-—————————————- Use your drones, missiles, and cannon balls, and take aim at that subscribe button! —-—————————— Isn’t this wonderful? Sculpture winner Karen F sent it to show me how she's displaying her prize. It’s a Donald J Trump penitentiary! I love it.

I'm sure that the harp girl, the one who's following the grifter-in-chief wherever he goes, is whispering in his ear "you look great with the hairthing boss! Nobody sees that it is not your hair!"