In Whoorl We Trust

How many books is too many? Related - does it even matter? :( :( :( I sell tons of my clothes/bags on the The RealReal and opt to receive site credit (girl math!) which forces me to search the website weekly for treasures, and boy have I found some over the past year. Currently salivating over this, this, and this. One of my newest bag purchases has been on my shoulder daily since receiving it.

Why is it so annoying to make a reservation? BOGO on my favorite iPhone cases this weekend. A bug’s eye view. The easiest way to clean your makeup brushes. How does America get dressed? Another adorable coordinating top and skirt for summer. ZS-SARAHJSUMMER15 for 15% off. The best relationship tips ever. Love this bra for halter neck tops and this one has been a staple for years. Seriously, floss your teeth. The length and color of these shorts are right up my hot weather alley.

An A-to-Z guide to storing condiments. The most iconic celebrity wedding dresses of all time. My very favorite tee now comes in pale pink. (And a myriad of other colors.) Haha, the unsung heroes of fatherhood. Violet Grey is the master of curated boxes at a huge discount. This one does not disappoint - the hat, perfume, blush, and heatless styling balm are worth it alone. Europe is gonna need to consider AC soon. I love reading about how others do their eye makeup. Red linen coordinates = summer.

How much you need to walk to lose weight, according to experts. A textured summer sweater at a great price. You know I love Armani neutral matte eyeshadows…well, let me introduce #67 - a little sparkle to wear on top. It’s SO PRETTY. What the fuck is going on with the Reflecting Pool? Ew. Consumer culture is literally oozing. What do we think of this (lack of) collar? I’m so intrigued. New sheer nude pink lippie! You can never have enough. Long torso ladies…this is the best one-piece ever.

OMG, I completely relate to this sentiment. I’m absolutely obsessed with this new line of lingerie. It’s slightly sculpting and sooooo sexy on. Trust. What adults lost when kids stopped playing in the streets. Cuuuute little swim coverup. Or dress. What have you. 2026’s 100 most influential people in sports. I started wearing Molecule 01 decades ago - now I’m curious about this new scent. Have you tried? These photos are incredible. This affordable wand is fantastic for face-framing layers.

I have found THE matching summer set. This and this, don’t even attempt to tell me I’m mistaken. Clearly pink is on the brain. Happy 100th birthday to Marilyn Monroe. 7 books that will change how you listen to music. This visor gives good sun protection and is quite adorable. The bow! Melinda Gates is a goddamn hero. Y’all know it takes something major to make it into my permanent skincare rotation. Welcome to the lineup, my new best friend. I’ve always wondered how the term “love” came to be in tennis.

image credit: pia riverola 100 worst-rated sandwiches in the world. WTAF I’ve worn the hell out of this striped shirt over the past few weeks. How much nostalgia is too much nostalgia? I’m all for big pink sunglasses by the pool. Gen Z just looooooves to tan. My daughter knows the UV index at all times. Suddenly everyone is romanticizing 2016. I’m a sucker for a coordinating set and this tank and skirt are ranking up there for me. AI successionism is a thing. Speaking of AI, BFFs on demand.

Competence porn, AI soul-loss, tacky wealth backlash, silky lace summer, banana dessert fixation, and Memorial Day sales that are #inwhoorlwetrust. image credit: hayley barker Competence porn is a thing. I support this agenda. Can you imagine if the food you bought made the same claims as your beauty products? Exotic thirst-defying hydration vessel lol. Two of my most-worn faves are ridiculously discounted this weekend. These jeans fit TTS and this blouse will never go out of style.

Funniest thing I’ve seen all week. I know we are departing sweater season, but this cotton one is IT. Yes, I have 3 colors. Not to mention my #1 fave tee. Supreme Court allows abortion pill access by mail to continue, for now. Grace Kelly at home. Gorgeous. Just added a 3rd La Brosse brush to my rotation. This particular one feels sooooo good on my scalp. My lavender makeup obsession will not end. (Reel posting tonight!) This pressed powder is a new favorite. I didn’t know Matt Dillon was a visual artist.

I couldn’t read this article fast enough. What can I say? We eat a lot of chicken over here. Spring skirt perfection. No notes. Helluva deal on a great lip gloss. This post on liberals’ euro dreams is a great read. You know I’m not a shorts person, but I do have my eyes on this pair and these too. Maybe I’m turning over a new leaf, maybe I’ve lost any sense of good judgment. I could play with this online tool all day long. The tragedy of the tradwife.