I’ll be the first to admit, in some ways, I have the survival instincts of a leaf. In the wilderness, I’d starve while I tried to forage for Lucky Charms. I couldn’t even make it either; I don’t even know which charms are lucky, and I have no idea how to farm marshmallows. I don’t know how to make a corn turn into a flake. I haven’t the foggiest which boat I’d find the Captain Crunch on or which trees grow fruit in loop form. Not to mention, where would I get my medical care?