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Episodes (56)

  • GOSSIP: LIVE from AGNSW

    Jul 26, 2026 — What do you call a group of women? Charles and Laura are recruited to articulate gossip, that which determines a social fabric, which was so threatening to patriarchal order that it sparked the witch trials, and may take up the majority of our speaking...

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    GOSSIP: LIVE from AGNSW
  • Three Colours: Blue

    Nov 26, 2025 — Welcome to the blue period. Finally Vanity Project give a formal treatment to two of the most significantly Blue Films of the twenty first century: the sexy alien epic AVATAR (where ostensibly, blue people are People of Colour), and the film that...

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    Three Colours: Blue
  • Three Colours: Red

    Oct 16, 2025 — We don't know if you’re RED-y for this comeback… but Vanity Project have finally green-lit the return of their THREE COLOURS series! Charles and Laura uncover their taboo attraction to the colour that codes danger, gore, life, and death. What do...

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    Three Colours: Red
  • Episode 26: Things of a Fleshly Nature That You Might Not Otherwise See; or, The Best Debut on Broadway Since Streisand

    Jul 20, 2025 — The contradictions inherent in the movement of capitalist society impress themselves upon the practical bourgeois most strikingly in the changes of the periodic cycle, through which modern industry runs, and whose crowning point is the universal...

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    Episode 26: Things of a Fleshly Nature That You Might Not Otherwise See; or, The Best Debut on Broadway Since Streisand
  • Episode 25: Thus Spaced Zarathustra; or, Artichoke on That!

    Jul 13, 2025 — * Kids today are doing it wrong, or not enough, or something * When you say that we should bump uglies, could you be more specific? * Home Affairs set to crack down on MyColes Marriages * If you gaze for long into The Abyss, honorary blackbelt James...

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    Episode 25: Thus Spaced Zarathustra; or, Artichoke on That!
  • Episode 24: Neither Twelve nor Seventy-Five; or, Quote Investigator, Listener Novemberr, Ayn

    Jul 06, 2025 — This week, join Beautiful Fairy Princess and Captain Handsome as they effortlessly relate to the non-Facebook demographic by establishing * a terrible nickname for the show * that a mirtazapine prescription pairs best with an ice cream subscription *...

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    Episode 24: Neither Twelve nor Seventy-Five; or, Quote Investigator, Listener Novemberr, Ayn
  • Episode 23: A Preventive Humanitarian Intervention Into the Responsibility to Euphemise (R2E) Doctrine; or, There’s a Reason Why They Poison Philosophers

    Jun 29, 2025 — An episode description in which I once again take some of my discarded episode titles and list them as bullet points in lieu of writing a proper thingy: * Dream snorkel, come rescue me * Nopin’ talkin’ ’bout rootin’ * Experimentieren mit Fleischstäben...

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    Episode 23: A Preventive Humanitarian Intervention Into the Responsibility to Euphemise (R2E) Doctrine; or, There’s a Reason Why They Poison Philosophers
  • Episode 22: Single’s Toddler Cancer Nightmare; or, A Trent in the Henhouse

    Jun 22, 2025 — Self-explanatory, as always: * I’m bad with names but I could identify that service set anywhere * Hitch: the elite private schooldog born with a silver bone in his mouth * The nose Mohs * Calling the Cancer Council helpful would be the real charity *...

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    Episode 22: Single’s Toddler Cancer Nightmare; or, A Trent in the Henhouse
  • Episode 20: Conspicuous Theft Auto; or, Personal Space Invaders

    Jun 02, 2025 — See, kids? I know video games. Oh, and it’s a true crime podcast now, so that's all the listener demographics covered. Also: * Ross Thee Stallion * Achtung! Unverhohlener Volkswagen-Diebe! * But first, Clive James * A potato disc by any other name *...

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    Episode 20: Conspicuous Theft Auto; or, Personal Space Invaders
  • Episode 19: Not Another Gore PowerPoint; or, The Revolution Will Not Be Caffeinated

    May 25, 2025 — Lured by the undeniable architectural triumph that is the newly unveiled Feminist Wing at Floate Library—it didn’t take very long, either—our prodigal heroes return to say things directly at each other’s faces. Some of those things: * Inclu-Size Me *...

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    Episode 19: Not Another Gore PowerPoint; or, The Revolution Will Not Be Caffeinated
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