Pizza is a very sacred thing. It can be enjoyed in many different ways at many different times in many different places by many different people. Because all these people around the world all lay claim to a love for pizza, a large door is opened for said people to argue over how they like their pizza. People argue over deep dish and thin crust, over which pizza chain is the best, and most importantly, whether pineapple belongs on pizza. Pineapple is a magical fruit by itself. Throw it on a pizza?