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Interview

What was your first job as a journalist?

Writing conservative commentary for the Kankakee Daily Journal

Have you ever used a typewriter?

Yep

How is social media changing news?

Pushing it further to the Left

Who's your favorite fictional journalist?

Beside myself? Greg Isles

What does it mean to be a journalist?

It scratches the itch

What's the funniest news-related #hashtag you've seen?

Anything written by Dennis Miller

How do you prefer to be pitched on stories?

I don't...

What tools and software do you use to do your job?

A computer, monitor, keyboard, wordperfect, and google

What's your favorite social network?

Face Book - I'm so ashamed

Who do you wish followed you?

John Kass and Dennis Miller electronically; Kate Upton physically.

Why did you become a journalist?

I liked to poke Liberals

Did you work for your high school newspaper? If so, what did you do there?

That was the 70's - I don't remember so much.

What story are you most proud of writing or working on?

My novel of course - Whipping Post

What advice can you offer to aspiring journalists?

Just keep writing, baby

When's the best time to pitch you?

Afternoon

What's the best pitch you ever got?

I already answered this

What's the worst pitch you ever got?

Chin Music

What's your favorite drink?

Crystal Head Vodka and an ice cube

When you're not at a computer, where are you most likely to be?

Golf course playing bad golf

Aside from your own, what's your favorite publication to read?

Imprimis by Hillsdale College

What's the most common misperception about your beat?

You spelled "you're" wrong, but it's after 6:00 PM

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