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The Ultimate Caption Contest - Elderly woman in backyard with flowers and gun
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says: For years both Doris and Margaret had both entered the local tulip pagent,and every year Margaret had won,and gleefully boasted to Doris,"Well dearie,don't be hard on yourself,I simply must have a knack for this sorta thing." This year D Feb 22, 2005
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Woman running in the street
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says: I'm....too tan for my shirt,too tan for my shirt,so tan it hurrrrrts,and I'm too tan for my car,too tan my car to tan by farrrrrr. I'm a freak,you know what I mean,and do my little turn on the sidewalk,on the sidewalk,I show you my tanne Mar 11, 2005
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Blitzwing gets covered in green slime!
Q42 says: Blitzwing: Hey, Astrotrain, I think I found your gun. Astrotrain: Really? I thought I'd left it behind when it fell into the sewage dump. Blitzwing: Yeah, well, you might want to give it a good cleaning, and maybe put it in baking soda for a while. Apr 7, 2005
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Quintessons in transport vehicle
Byrerprime says: Q1: Let me get this straight, the blue one's NOT Bluestreak? Q2: One last time from right to left. Prowl, Prowl, Prowl, Prowl, Prowl, Prowl, Prowl, Prowl, Prowl and Prowl Q3: Why so many Prowls? Q2: Why don't you ask Hasbro! Mar 5, 2005
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Vortex with his hands up in the air
snavej says: OK people, move it along, nothing to see here! Except some quite nice scenery, pretty rocks, alien artefacts, big old dam, giant robots fighting - you know, the usual. Oct 18, 2005
The Ultimate Caption Contest - First Aid stands next to an injured Blades
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says: 1st Aid,"Blades your pizza's here." 1st Aid,"Blades." 1st Aid,"BLADES!" Blades,"Ohhh dude not so loud. 1st Aid,"Your stoned again aren't you." Blades,"Tehe,well a little.I was smoking. Apr 18, 2005
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