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(14071148) The true story of how Star Wars became such an epic failure
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FARK.com: (14060572) NPR's list of the nine best pieces of advice listeners ever learned from their moms is a hell of a lot funnier if you read it assuming that everything actually relates to planning a gangbang
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(14057842) Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey continues Matt Damon's Getting Home cinematic universe
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(14041490) The most popular video games in history, measured and ranked
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Prince Harry: "Children should try to be an 'upgrade' of their fathers." So what the hell happened to you?
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FARK.com: (14017426) Jan. 6 'Lectern Guy' who spent 75 days in prison for his part in trying to overthrow our government has "something very controversial" to say
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(13993194) Sounds like Sony has decided they don't want money from PC gamers anymore
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(13981034) Psycho Killer wins the vaunted "0%" award
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(13976864) 25 Years Ago: War Was Beginning
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(13971186) JD Vance deletes post recognizing Armenian Genocide. Apparently he likes genocide and feels the need to tell the world
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FARK.com: (13960174) The Epstein files do not resolve a scandal; they expose a system. A man convicted of exploiting children moved freely among presidents, billionaires, cabinet-level figures, and foreign intermediaries while victims were ignored
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FARK.com: (13949664) Want a treatment for depression that's cheaper than therapy and meds, but just as effective? It involves putting down the smartphone and moving around
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(13934292) Hello again, Kitty
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Latest New Year's Eve boozing trend: coasting. By drinking half-strength drinks all night long, you can have twice as many drinks
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