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O manželství s úsměvem
O knize O manželství s úsměvem Snad i vás potěší jeho výběr vtipných a často krutě ironických výroků známých i méně známých osobností, které se k této lidské zkušenosti vyjadřují. Kniha O manželství s úsměvem v seznamech uživatelů (aktualizováno 1x za hodinu) Citáty z knihy (0) Zatím zde není žádný citát z knihy. Související novinka - O manželství s úsměvem Zatím zde není žádná související novinka.
On Mother's Day
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Turn Off the TV!
My father gets quite mad at me; my mother gets upset— when they catch me watching our new television set. My father yells, “Turn that thing off!” Mom says, “It’s time to study.” I’d rather watch my favorite TV show with my best buddy. I sneak down after homework and turn the set on low. But when she sees me watching it, my mother yells out, “No!” Dad says, “If you don’t turn it off, I’ll hang it from a tree!” I rather doubt he’ll do it, ’cause he watches more than me.
On Mother's Day by Bruce Lansky | Poetry Foundation
On Mother's Day it isn't smart To give your mom a broken heart. So here are thing you shouldn't say To dear old mom on Mother's Day: Don't tell here that you'll never eat A carrot, celery, bean, or beet. Don't tell her you think smoking's cool. Don't tell her you've dropped out of school. Don't tell her that you've drowned the cat. Don't tell her that she looks too fat. Dont't tell her when you're grown you'll be A starving poet—just like me.
Children's books for the holidays and year-round
It's time to get out that holiday shopping list. And since gift-giving is all about children, we're beginning with picture books by Minnesota writers and publishers that will delight the little ones. Remember: Books don't break and they don't need batteries. Rhoda loves rocks, "jagged rocks and bumpy rocks" and some with "tiny sparkly bits." On a long hike with her aunt and uncle, she fills her backpack, which gets heaver and heavier.
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