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Articles by Corey Saucier
Giving The Ring Back
What does it mean to tell the truth? In Ensenada, the beaches are emerald green and sprinkled with blond 19-year-old white boys who go by the things that they do like ATC David and Preacher Nick! At 8 years old I was obsessed with ATC David. Not in the way I would be in love now; obsessing over his hard 4.5-inch cock and his fur-covered sick-pack abs and wondering when he would shoot his young (18 and over) ATC cum into my 45-year-old cunt. But it was more abstract then.
Pride Poets' Corner: Featuring Corey Saucier & the Dirge for 24 Hour Fitness
On November 30, 2020, the 24 Hour Fitness location in West Hollywood, which had been in the community for 25 years, closed down. A neighborhood institution famous for being in poor repair and the site of lots of gay cruising, it’s shuttering was commemorated at 9pm by 30 members who gathered outside with fake candles to listen to poetry and spread whey protein like ashes, organized by West Hollywood Poet Laureate Brian Sonia-Wallace.
What We Saw: Eagles at Cowboys
Eagles @ Cowboys Final Score: Cowboys 41, Eagles 21 Writer: Corey Saucier (@Deputy_Commish on Twitter, /u/Lights_Kamara_Action on Reddit) The Dallas Cowboys gave the Philadelphia Eagles the beating of a lifetime on Monday night, but penalties led to plenty of self-inflicted beating for the Eagles as well. Philadelphia ended up with 13 penalties in total, so many of which killed their momentum on both sides of the ball.
COVID Entanglements
COVID Entanglements An attempt to find comfort & practice safer sex in the midst of a plague by Corey Saucier The world is still in flames. The streets are still flowing with the blood of the innocent; bluejays are still falling dead from the orange-red sky; the president is in and out of the hospital with the fifth plague of the apocalypse; Black folks are still being murdered penalty-free by the power-arm of government.
The Plague of 2020 & the Tale of Two T Cells
The Plague of 2020 And the Tale of Two T Cells by Corey Saucier I am always screaming that the end is nigh! But I think now it actually is. Last decade while fighting cancer, thirty minutes before the beginning of the New Year, I finished writing a novel about the coming of the end of the world. Cut to a year and three months later, in the year 2020, and people are walking around in breathing masks, waiting for the dead to rise from their graves.
Better than Blood Magic
Better than Blood Magic Fighting Your Demons on the Metro by Corey Saucier You are ugly, ruined, and less than.” This is what the delicate demons have been softly whispering into my ears lately. All of my demons are blue-eyed, pale-skinned, six-packed, and everything they say is perfect and true. I think I may have an unhealthy relationship with demons.
The Revolution Might Actually Be Plant-Based
Don’t Tell the President Investing in Plant-Based Resistance May Just Save My Future by Corey Saucier My bathroom looks like the worst kind of murder scene! I am staring blank-faced in the mirror looking like Carrie after she was drenched in pig’s blood! Despite this horror show, I still have the thought: “Damn you look cute!” It’s 12:30 on a Sunday afternoon.
The Future Belongs to the Whores
Being a Pro Slut And the unspoken hope of love by Corey Saucier It’s 8:30 in the evening and my phone texts: “Hey.” The number isn’t a contact in my phone but I know who it is. It’s one of my regulars. Paramours, I call them. “Hey,” I respond. “You up?” “Sure am.” Smiley face. “Can I come over?” He spells come with a U and no E. “What are we gonna do?” I ask, all coy. “You know what I want.” Eggplant emoji and splashes of water. “Oh, you want to pet my kitty cat,” I text. “You know it!” He texts back.
One Man’s Personal Journey to Fix What is Broken
Cucumber & Broccoli One Man’s Personal Journey to Fix What is Broken by Corey Saucier My best friend’s wife says that I should eat more broccoli. She says that it’s a “super food” filled with antioxidants and fairy magic. She says that it will prevent aging, cancer, depression, and social anxiety. Supposedly it’s one of those green vegetable cure-alls. She mentions it at least once a week.
Illiana Rasputin-and the Depressing Diet of a Demon Supermodel
Illiana Rasputin And the Depressing Diet of a Demon Supermodel by Corey Saucier I am stuck here in Purgatory. Well I’m not Catholic, so let’s try Limbo. I’m stuck here in Limbo. In Limbo there is no sun, no laughter, and no sweet-tasting things.
An Impossible Choice Between HIV & Cancer
What If? When offered an impossible choice between HIV & cancer by Corey Saucier In most cases I am a sane, calm, and rational person who realizes that there are limits to what is possible in the real world. This is not true. I just lied. I am completely irrational most of the time. I am rarely ever calm. “Normal” is a word that I can barely even tolerate. If you say it more than three times in my presence I break out in purple polka-dot hives and start to sweat.
The Secret to 6-Pack Abs & CT Scans
Matthew 18:21 The secret to six-pack abs & CT scans by Corey Saucier I am not a spiritual guru.
No Day But Today – Corey Saucier – Medium
I just found out that Valentina has been cast in “Rent” as Angel. Angel is a Fem identified character whose name is one that can be male or female and is also a play on the metaphysical — where she both is, and will be, an actual Angel. “Rent” fascinated me when I was 19. It still fascinates me now. Once upon a time, a hundred years ago as a sophomore at UC Santa Cruz, on scholarship; majoring in Theatre Arts, “Rent” was the first professional play I auditioned for.
HIV Myths That Say You Are Not Beautiful Are Wrong
Me, Chaka Khan & Todrick Hall HIV myths that say you are not beautiful are wrong by Corey Saucier I am half-naked, in pain, and bleeding. I’m being stabbed repeatedly, and though I am surrounded by gawking strangers, they are too distracted by White men with dreadlocks and muscle men eating churros to pay me any attention. I could die here, and if I didn’t post it on Facebook, no one would ever know.
Rewriting Your Story
Time Loops Who would you be if you could bend time and space and rewrite yourself from scratch? by Corey Saucier If there were another you, in another universe, on a different planet, in a separate timeline, with a multiverse of separate experiences that are infinitely varied from your own, and they are standing in a field with a different colored sky—but still unquestionably you, what would that look like? Who would “you” be? And would the difference matter?
Ode to Craigslist Personals
Creating Something Perfect An ode to Craigslist personals by Corey Saucier In 2011 there was a documentary released called Craigslist Joe, where the titular everyman, a skinny White guy with curly brown hair and sad, trusting eyes traveled the country and tried to survive for one whole year entirely on the kindness of strangers that he finds on Craigslist. No money—no car—no friends—no plans—just a free simple-service website that promises an active community of random folks trying to connect.
Dear Dan Savage | A&U Magazine
Dear Dan Savage When two opinion columnists have different audiences and considerably different payscales by Corey Saucier I was going to write a rant against Dan Savage. Dan Savage has a popular advice column that is progressive and sex-positive and funny. It is something I would recommend to anyone that is trying to broaden their sexual vocabulary. He is gay and White and left-wing and smart; and extremely problematic.
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