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Laugh Your Way to the Podium: The Funniest Moments from the Winter Olympics
The Olympics are the best in solo and team sports performances, be they from the summer or the winter. From amazing feats of skill to memorable performances, people worldwide love to tune in and watch. Some people get hurt badly, but thankfully injuries are few and far between, which means we’re ready to take a look at some pictures that will keep you laughing even if you don’t have Olympics to watch right now. Funny faces, bad spills, and more are ready to lift your spirits.
From Greeting Cards to Movies: The Whole History of Hallmark
Maybe you know them as your go-to holiday-card maker. Maybe you like them because they have good quality greeting cards for any occasion – birthdays, Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, and any other kind of event. Maybe you know them because of the schlocky, cheesy movies that the company has been making – though that could be a love or a hate sort of thing. Ever wondered how a company could make the jump from greeting cards to some of the most recognizable movies on TV? Now you can.
More Hollywood Mistakes You Probably Never Noticed
When you’re making a film, there are many things to take into consideration. From the actors that are being cast to the costumes they wear – the production of the film is key. Considering some of the greatest talents are in Hollywood, we assume that the films we are watching will be error-free. As viewers’ eyes become keener and keener, they’ve begun to notice more and more mistakes in some of Tinsel Town’s greatest films.
Jean-Claude Van Damme: Flex Your Knowledge About the Muscles from Brussels
Maybe you only know him for his big break in the film “Bloodsport,” or maybe you’re a bigger fan of this huge action star. Regardless, there’s plenty to learn about Jean-Claude Van Damme or JCVD. How many movies has he been in? How did he get his start with martial arts? What’s his love life like? How is he able to do the splits so well?
Exploring Alaska: the Weird, the Random and the Hilarious
Every state in the United States of America is kind of like its own little country, and that’s hardly ever more true than when we talk about Alaska. Every state, except this one and Hawaii, is in one big landmass, which means the other two states end up being quite a bit different from the rest of them. We’re heading north today and looking at all the fun, interesting, and sometimes quite strange things that we can find all the way up in the Arctic Circle.
The Wildest Haircuts From the World Cup
Back in the day, hair used to be easy to manage. Well, easier, at least. Guys kept it short, ladies kept it long. Sure, you could mess around in those spaces, but that was pretty much how things went. Nowadays, you can do anything you want for your ‘do, and hardly anybody will bat an eye. Of course, everybody has a camera in their pockets now, which means if your haircut is particularly odd, people will get to see it.
Taking All the Falls: Actors With Their Stunt Doubles - Part 2
It’s always nice to get a glimpse into the mysterious workings of making a film. The magic of special effects and cinematic storytelling unfolding in front of our eyes is just fascinating. An exceptionally cool aspect of it is the work of the stunt crew — those people who jump off burning buildings, fight combat scenes, and get thrown in the air so the actors don’t risk the harm themselves.
These Restaurants Go the Extra Mile – Even When It's Weird
Hit up your local restaurant, and your meal is likely to come on a plate. If it’s soup or something like that, you’ll get a bowl, but ninety-five percent of the time, it will be a plate. But, there are a number of places that have decided a plate is a little too blasé for them. Instead, they do things like fill wine glasses with cake or serve you your food in plastic stacking crates. Is it because that’s just the best way for them to do things? Do they want to get people talking about their servings?
Historical Figures Who Were Alive When the Camera Was Born: Part 2
We take cameras for granted these days. After all, it seems like nearly everyone has the ability to take photos with the click of a button on their phones. But there was a time when photography wasn’t even an idea. The first photographic camera was developed back in 1816. So eventually, people made the transition from painted portraits to photographed ones.
More Horrible Pickup Trucks to Stay Away From
The United States is the home of many things — the Statue of Liberty, the White House, mocha frappuccinos, and apparently, an irrational amount of pickup trucks. Those long-stretching country roads are simply destined for those heavy vehicles and Americanos wouldn’t have it any other way. But not all pickup trucks were created equal — something you probably know if you’ve read our previous article about which ones to avoid.
Eat Up: Take a Look at These Hilarious Restaurant Signs and Get Your Fill of Laughter: Part 3
We don’t usually need too many incentives to eat. In fact, many of us see that fact as a problem. But we aren’t here for the trials and tribulations of nutrition, weight, or body image. We are here simply for the fun of dining and the love of funny signs found both on the street and on the internet. Just like in the previous two articles we published about funny restaurant signs.
The Late, Great Jimmy Stewart
Ask someone to picture a classic movie star, and there’s an off chance that the first name or face they’ll come up with is James Maitland “Jimmy” Stewart. Few people could rule the silver screen for so long and with so much flair as Jimmy Stewart. He was a revolutionary star, and if you dropped him into Hollywood right now, he would still be flipping the script. He had a distinct drawl; he was a down-to-earth man who stood up against multiple genres and almost always came out on top.
These Are the Highest-Paid Players in NFL History
For a lot of young men, hitting the professional gridiron means a big paycheck. Sure, you still have to be lucky, or good, or really, really hard-working to keep raking in cash, but there are millions to be had if you’re able to play your cards (and your snaps) right. This list shows us just how much money one can earn by taking your spot on the line of scrimmage. We’re not just talking about millions of dollars here, people. We’re talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
Believe It or Not, These Foods Are Not Allowed in Certain Countries
Food is a wonderful thing, but if you’re going abroad, there might be some of your favorite tastes that you won’t be able to find. We’re not talking about things like bread or meat or vegetables, we’re looking more at specific foods. This can be for a number of reasons, including religious and health reasons, but there are some weird examples out there too. Take a look at this list if you’re a big traveler – you might learn more about some of the places that you’re hoping to get to one day.
The Better Half: The Wives and Girlfriends of Your Favorite Wrestlers: Part 2
The wrestling world has its fair share of glitz and glamor. Superstars of the sport get to enjoy immense popularity as well as impressive numbers in their bank accounts. And as we know, a successful career does not necessarily mean that one has their romantic affairs in order. That’s not the case here, though. When stepping out of the ring, these wrestling superstars are met with the remarkable women whom they are lucky enough to be romantically linked to.
More Cars That Got Returned by Owners Within the First Year
As you may have guessed by now, some luxury cars aren’t all that. The hefty price you pay for something like a Mercedes Benz C-Class might follow you for years to come. With maintenance costs and hellishly high insurance premiums, the fancy feeling you get in a car like that may not even be worth it in the end, at least for many. Yep, folks who forked out the bills for a vehicle that they returned within months definitely learned their lesson.
Castles That Will Take You Back in Time and Transport You Into a Fairy Tale: Part 2
Whether you had a fantasy of becoming a royal or not, you have to admit castles are cool. Those larger-than-life structures that used to house kings and nobels (and sometimes still do!) are incredibly impressive to look at, and even more impressive to visit. Sadly, though, visiting means traveling, and traveling means money, and that’s where most of us usually decide to spend it on stuff like rent, food, or the gas bill. Don’t let that discourage you, though.
These Pushy Pets Have No Concept of Personal Space
They are there when we least expect them; they can ruin a photo or, even better, create an unexpected one. They are annoying yet irresistibly cute, and we all wish we could have one around. They are The Pushy Pets. If you are a pet owner, you will be able to relate to some of these. We know something from this list has happened to you before, and if not, enjoy what has happened to others.
The Weirdest Things Teachers Have Ever Confiscated
There are just some things you can’t take into a classroom. There are lots of obvious things, but there are also some things that you might not expect. From live animals to other teacher’s items, there are all sorts of stories that we have for you right here. If you’re a teacher, you’re going to love reading about the trials that others have gone through. If you’re a student, maybe think about not bringing these kinds of things when you’re in class. If you aren’t either, just laugh.
The Lives of the Sleepy: Sleep-Talking and Sleep-Walking
For most of us, hitting the hay means a peaceful night of unconscious bliss. For some, it can mean explaining your dreams to others as they’re happening. There are even those that decide to take a walk or grab a snack while they’re still snoozing. While this can sometimes be scary, there are plenty of times when they were far funnier than expected.
These Are Some of the Weirdest Restaurants in the World
There are tons and tons of really normal restaurants out there. If you sit down at a Chili’s or something like that, you pretty much know what you’re going to get. However, that isn’t the case at all for the restaurants on this list. No, these eateries are going to serve you up something unique and fun when you take a seat. Take a trip around the world with us and see some of the sights of restaurants that might not have ever dreamed of – but oh, they’re real.
Bedtime - The Bookends Review
My daughter has a lot of demands when I want her to go to bed. She’s supposed to be in bed at eight, but I usually don’t fall asleep until after midnight. I give her enough attention during the day; you’d think she’d be tired enough to fall asleep when she should. But no. I put her down at eight, but she asks me for a glass of water at eight-twenty. It has to be a clean glass, and it has to have the right amount of water. If I don’t do it right, she gets cranky.
The Woman We All Dream of: The Life of Barbara Eden
If you were a single man during the late sixties, there was only one woman you dreamed about: Barbara Eden. This actress is most famous for playing the title character from the magical sitcom “I Dream of Jeannie,” but she did much more than that. Other notable roles include Roselyn Pierce in “Flaming Star,” alongside Elvis Presley, as well as Lieutenant JG Cathy Connors in the film “Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea.” How much do you know about this public figure, however?
Behind the Horror - Funny Pictures From Your Favorite Scary Movies
From Dracula to Freddy Krueger and beyond, horror and movies have been growing up together. But take away the masks and freaky music, and you’ll have a bunch of people working together to create…fear. Actors in tights, colored corn syrup, and guys wearing masks don’t look right if they are standing next to craft services. If you want to break the spell horror movies have over you, take a look at some of these photos. You might just get a laugh out of it. Oh, That Spielberg See? Sharks aren't all bad.
The Dirty, Beloved King of England: King Edward VII
In the long history of England and the United Kingdom, there have been plenty of famous rulers and monarchs of all different stripes. From the incredible life of Queen Elizabeth II to the many wives of Henry VIII, the country has seen all kinds of people take the throne. But who was the most sordid, the most debased, and the most fun to read about? In our eyes, there’s no doubt it’s Edward VII.
Guys, I'm Done; These Stars Literally Asked to Be Written Out of Their Own Shows — Part 2
Remember that article we published about actors who just couldn’t stand playing the same role for such a long time? Well, it turns out that the phenomenon is a lot more common than we think. Be it for personal reasons, professional reasons, or Hollywood-craze reasons, it looks like making bank and starring in hits on the big (and small) screen is just not enough for some people. Shame (#eyeroll_of_the_century).
Walking (Others) Down the Aisle: Take a Look at These Celebrity Bridesmaids
A saying in Hollywood is “Always the bride, never the bridesmaid”: you’re big, you’re fabulous, you’re important, and you deserve the spotlight. However, there have been plenty of times when famous names appeared next to the bride just to support her and the happy couple. Celebrities like to say they’re just like us, and this list is a good example.
Incredible Secret Car Features You Shouldn't Miss
If you’re like many of us, you’ve probably spent plenty of time in your car. It doesn’t matter which make, model, or year your whip is; there are some hidden features that can make your life and your next drive so much easier. In some cases, they are a little hard to find, but in others, they are right in front of you, and you just haven’t been using them right. These features can keep you safe, keep your car clean, or help you save money, so read on.
The Way We Began - Facts About Early Humans and Human Evolution
Humans are pretty great, right? We have legs, hands, a couple of eyes, and a mouth full of teeth. What more could you possibly need? We can’t think of a single thing. But how did we get to this point? Humans have been developing for hundreds of thousands of years, which means that there is quite a long history to go over when it comes to the way humans changed and grew.
The Pasts and Paychecks of Your Favorite Ad Faces
When the commercials come on, most people turn to their phones or each other, to try and forget about the boring, unfunny, and board-room developed advertisements that people who wouldn’t know foreshadowing from en medias res are hoping you take to heart. Sometimes, however, a friendly face jumps out at us. Sometimes they even make a lasting impression on us. Even more shocking is just how much money some of these people can bring in – and they even have names and lives of their own.
More Fumbles and Fails Fit for the News
Watching the news is boring. There. We said it. A bunch of people in suits talking about things you read about online anyway? Thanks, but no thanks. But apparently, every once in a while, something happens that makes televised news shows a little less mind-numbing. An anchor will get caught off guard, the control room will get into a frenzy, an announcer will be on the air without being aware, and give the people something truly entertaining.
The Funniest Ride-Sharing Stories From Uber, Lyft, and More
Ten years ago, ride-sharing was a term that meant nothing, but nowadays most of us have used one of these handy apps at least once. While getting into a stranger’s car was something we were warned not to do when we were children, times have certainly changed. A few of us out there may even call this a daily practice. That means there are plenty of stories to tell, both from the driver’s and the rider’s perspectives.
Eat Up: Take a Look at These Hilarious Restaurant Signs and Get Your Fill of Laughter
When you’re trawling around for a place to eat, there are plenty of options to choose from, which means restaurants started upping their marketing game to huge signs right outside their front door. These signs can sometimes give you a hearty laugh along with a hearty meal thanks to clever wordplay, fun designs, or unfortunate mistakes. Sometimes the signs have the opposite effect and instead turn potential customers away.
People Who Figured Out the Perfect Captions for Their Pictures
Taking the right picture has become an in-demand skill. Framing, lighting, composition – it all comes together to get you a picture for social media that will get the clicks, the likes, the shares, the follows, and whatever else you need. Take a look at some of the funniest captions people have given their posts or pictures on social media like Twitter, Facebook, or Snapchat.
They're Just Like People — Well-Behaved Animals on the Road
Just because they have fur or feathers or scales doesn’t mean they don’t have places to be. There are plenty of dogs and cats that have to take transportation along with their owners, but despite their claws, jaws, and fangs, these animals sometimes end up being better behaved than a lot of the other people around them. Not always, but sometimes. We’ve collected a bunch of times when this was the case.
Honk if You’re Laughing: Even More Hysterical Bumper Stickers
Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves, and others wear their opinions on their cars. Or rather, stick it on their bumpers. Making other people on the road know what you think about beer, kids, or dinosaurs is just standard practice nowadays. In fact, it has become so common, that just two installments weren’t enough to hold all of the pictures of funny bumper stickers we found online! So, before you start your car for the daily commute, stop and take a scroll.
Rain or Shine: The Weirdest Mailboxes We Could Find: Part 3
Most of the time, getting the mail is not considered a very exciting experience. Not unless you are a friendly labrador waiting for your daily scritches from your lovely friend in the big truck. Sure, sometimes there is a package you’ve been anxiously waiting for, but most of the time, it’s just bills that could have been sent in an email. But just because the mail isn’t the peak of entertainment, doesn’t mean it can’t be made a little more fun.
Wedding Cake Fails the Guests Will Never Forget
While having a big, traditional wedding cake has become a little less standard as time goes on, it’s still a regular part of a lot of weddings. Everybody eats dinner, the best man and maid of honor give their speeches, and then the floor is open for dancing and there is cake for everyone. That’s the hope, at least. As these pictures show us, not every wedding cake is created equal.
More of Your Favorite Olympic Medalists
The popularity of the Olympic Games only goes to show that humanity hasn’t changed much since ancient Sparta. This global display of physical prowess attracts worldwide viewers by the millions every single year, and the winning athletes are often internationally lauded for their achievements.
Social Media's Funniest Wedding Stories: Part 2
There is so much that goes into planning a wedding. So many details, so many elements, so many people to look out for and considerations to consider. And, as we know, the more intricate an event is, the more chances you have of something going wrong. Just ask the people from our previous collection of social media wedding stories! You know what? Actually, there is no need to go that far, as we have a fresh batch of more stories for you right here.
Even More of Hollywood's Most Accurately Made Historical Films — Part 3
When they say a film is based on a true story, most of the time, it’s more “based” than “true”. Not these movies, though! After publishing two articles about the most accurate non-documentaries out there, we proudly present to you the third installment. So, if you skipped a history class or two in high school, add these to your watchlist and catch up. Eat Pray Love Elizabeth Gilbert’s memories are brought to life with Julia Roberts as the lead.
Holiday Hacks to Bring You Joy
Once we get into November, everybody’s brain flips a switch. There’s a slow ramp up to Thanksgiving, and then it’s time for the good stuff. But the holidays are a lot of work. There’s stuff like wrapping presents, baking cookies, decorating, and so much more. Take some of the pressure off this holiday season with these helpful tips.
You Won't Believe These Stories About Kids Who Were Being Way Too Honest
When you’re an adult, hopefully, you’ve built up a filter. Yeah, maybe you’re being annoyed by someone or something, but sometimes it’s best just to let it slide. Kids, however, don’t really have that filter built up yet. They’re getting there, but they can still sometimes let things slip out that come across as mean. However, they’re often incredibly honest, and they can also be pretty funny, sometimes. Here are a bunch of examples of kids doing just that.
If It's Broken, Don't Always Try to Fix it!
From car doors to flower pots to pipes and beyond, stuff is bound to break during our daily lives. A lot of the time that stuff has to be discarded, but there are some people that are able to take broken things and turn them into something even better. They might be getting it back to a functional state, or they might be keeping it broken and sprucing it up, but they’re all still amazing to see.
These Hilarious Delivery Fails Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
As the years of our modern lives have rolled on, getting things delivered has become more and more common. There are probably plenty of people out there that get absolutely everything delivered to them – from their socks to their groceries to their medicine. They want to never have to leave the house again. Places like Amazon and eBay have made this a lot easier, but there are still delivery drivers to deal with.
Kids Getting Into Trouble at Home
If you have a child, or you know someone that has a child, or you know what children are, you know that they love to get into trouble. Do kids love to draw on the walls because they’re naturally artistic, or because they don’t know any better? Did they dump cocoa powder all over the floor because they think you should make some brownies, or because they don’t know how much work it is cleaning cocoa powder up? Both, probably.
The Italian Stallion: The Life of Sylvester Stallone
Whether you know him best as Rocky Balboa, John Rambo, or any of the other many roles that he’s played, you can probably recognize this actor from sight alone – or maybe you just need to hear his near trademark speech impediment. Sylvester Stallone took a little bit of time to get off the ground in Hollywood, but once he did, he was off to the races, giving us amazing action and surprisingly touching emotion. He’s also the guy often credited with creating the stirring training montage scene.
Are You Really Going to Wear That? Epic Clothing Disasters You Won't Want to Miss
Designing clothes shouldn’t be all that difficult. It’s just fabric, after all. But what with ruffles, lace, chiffon, and questionable print choices, designing clothes can get interesting. Whether you’ve committed to fashion from the 80s or you consider yourself someone who defines their style outside the bounds of current trends, there’s so much that can go wrong. That’s why we’ve compiled a long list of some of the most “interesting” fashion ideas that the fashion industry has come up with.
These Are the Rudest Cities in the US
America has a lot of great stuff in it. From sea to shining sea, there are beautiful coasts, wide, stunning plains, picturesque mountains, amazing architecture, great food, and lots more. We also have a pretty hefty number of cities, and if you don’t know what you’re doing in there, the people can react pretty strongly. We’ve collected a list of what people in America consider to be the rudest cities.
Still Mad for this Classy Show? Where the cast of Mad Men Have Ended Up
From Jon Hamm to January Jones and everyone in between, the stars, co-stars, and even the bit-part actors and actresses who have been in Mad Men have gone on to different things. This Golden Globe and Emmy-award winning series was full of the style of the sixties, as well as complex characters with plenty of secrets to reveal and plenty of stories to tell. The series ended in 2015, and the cast has been busy both on the big screen and the small screen.
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