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(14178428) Trump renames Lake Ontario, moves DC to North Carolina
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(14073214) Five seasons later, The Boys winds its way down to its very last episode, now streaming (NO SPOILERS)
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(14059906) Hayden Panettiere announces she's bi, which is perfect advertising to get people to buy her book
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(14054304) By punching them in the face and then taking away their internet access forever?
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FARK.com: (14050220) When asked why he remained seated and continued to keep eating after shots were fired at the WHCD, Creative Artists Agency agent Michael Glantz said it was because he has a bad back and he's a hygiene freak and didn't want to get his
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FARK.com: (14042916) Texas needs at least $174 billion to avoid water crisis, state says, in further evidence that their 'Lone Star State' slogan refers to their Yelp review
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Poll: More young men are attending religious services regularly
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FARK.com: (14022170) You probably think of tumbleweeds as scenic cotton balls that roll quietly across dusty landscapes in westerns while a lonely whistle in the distance goes waah waah waaaaaah. But a tumbleweed will kill you in a second if you give it h
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(14006854) Frank Lloyd Wright's Fallingwater is no longer taking a leak, or several them, after a $7m conservation project
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Carrie Underwood: "I've seen what makes you cheer"
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(13978452) Let's not forget the times Jesse Jackson freed American POWs even though the U.S. government didn't want him to
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(13969082) Trump: you're fired Union bosses: no he isn't
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(13962040) Georgia Republicans are fearing that MTG's House seat could be the next to flip in a special election
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(13954916) Baldur's Gate 3 studio boss calls out "hurtful", "personal" videogame reviewers. Welcome to Fark
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(13947342) Director of Pirates of the Caribbean movies says the use of Unreal Engine in movies is driving him nuts
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(13933182) Because there was no way in Shayol Ghul he was going to be allowed to 'ship Elayne and Gawyn?
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FARK.com: (12929856) In Subby's opinion, paying to watch Crystal Skull or crossing into North Korea are "errors of judgement". Offering colleagues thousands of pounds for sex videos is a notch or two beyond that
Not once. Wait, I take that back. I have paid for porn. See, once at work in the early 90's my co-workers, as a joke, put me on some adult video mailing list. I was getting catalogs at the house. One day, the wife picks up the mail and sees a catalog. I explained to her my co-workers put me on a list. "Well, what do you say, want to get one?" I asked. "Only if it's not too pervy" After it arrived and we viewed it... "Don't buy any more of these, please" So yeah, I have purchased porn.
(12919924) 50 Cent is doing Zero in Los Angeles after they brought back the Zero Bail policy
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FARK.com: (12912684) "I know why so many young people keep dying the same way in New York. That used to be me." Wait, how many times exactly have you died in New York?
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This article on MDMA has everything: Mormon ravers and reformed racists, Lil Wayne, PTSD, club kids, unisex bathrooms, MKUltra, Dallas, the 80s, Robert Redford, Germans
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(12901962) Motley Crue is teasing a small club show while Vince is getting laaaaaaaaaaarger
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(12888510) Retired Harvard law professor proves conclusively that intellectual honesty is purely optional
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How Andor broke Star Wars rules. Spoilers: Actual plot, well-drawn characters, authentic dialogue, no Ewoks
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(12871908) Pedro Pascal confirms he only voices your friendly neighborhood Mandalorian
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(12861742) The 10 best car chases of all time. Ctrl+F "French Connection", no results found. List fails
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(12850044) Outlet mall shooter Mauricio Garcia's social media posts uncovered, and you were right
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(12840406) Judge blocks Illinois' sensible weapons ban
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(12834040) Owner of highly regarded Kobe ramen shop was a yakuza boss in his side gig, which possibly explains why someone whacked him in the kitchen
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(12822496) Creepy or genius? Man makes up to $100,000 a month touring apartments
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(12812906) Ramadan cat is lucky Mohammed preferred cats over dogs
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Mass SWATTING going on in PA - several schools on lockdown with active shooter hoaxes
Now i want the National Guard to deploy... This is just insane. I can't take it anymore. Maybe the problem is how police such as SWAT units operate. Maybe don't bust somebody's door down and stick guns in their faces just because you got a phone call. If you saw how they responded to the Nashville shooter, that is exactly how they are supposed to do it. But not every team/group/force/etc have that kind of training or the right kind of people to actually do it.
News: Nazis arrested for Fresno bombings. Fark: Fresno has six terrorist bombings in two months and not a single national outlet reported it
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(12762216) NO ONe WAntS TO drIVe AnYMorE
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(12741700) Seattle ranks #2 in US cities where weed is more popular than tobacco. #1 should be no surprise
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(12718656) Maine winters + Hurricane + Snowcane
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(12706862) Microsoft is so big it can intimidate journalists into not writing negative stories by simply ignoring their inquiries
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Teen Girl Squad, 2022 edition: Hey, wait, you aren't a teen. And why are you showing us your boyfriends junk
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(12661518) Pantone has decided that you will be using a lot of magenta paint next year
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Pro tip: if you must carjack and steal a car, do not connect your iPhone configured with your name to the car's Bluetooth
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