What Not to Say by Susan K. Parson, FAA Safety Briefing Editor A few years ago, I occasionally (okay, regularly) found myself watching a now defunct and highly formulaic “reality” show called “What Not to Wear.” The fact that it appeared on The Learning Channel assuaged some of the I-shouldn’t-be-watching-this guilt (educational, right?). I also rationalized by saying I was learning about better fashion. Sort of. For those unfamiliar with the show, here’s the shtick.