What was your first job as a journalist?
William F. Buckley's personal assistant/intern
Have you ever used a typewriter?
Of course, hasn't everyone?
How is social media changing news?
What is "social media". It sounds liberal
Who's your favorite fictional journalist?
Ed Koch
What does it mean to be a journalist?
Thinking
What's the funniest news-related #hashtag you've seen?
What is a
How do you prefer to be pitched on stories?
With the lights on
What tools and software do you use to do your job?
My right to bear arms.
What's your favorite social network?
My family and friends
Who do you wish followed you?
Bill O' Reilly
Why did you become a journalist?
Because liberal media is too big and pervasive to get the job done right.
Did you work for your high school newspaper? If so, what did you do there?
I was valedictorian.
What story are you most proud of writing or working on?
The one I'm working on right now
What advice can you offer to aspiring journalists?
You can always find a job somewhere
When's the best time to pitch you?
An email.
What's the best pitch you ever got?
In high school I threw a mean 85MPH curve-ball before I received a UCL tear.
What's the worst pitch you ever got?
Democrats ended slavery
What's your favorite drink?
A strong heady IPA
When you're not at a computer, where are you most likely to be?
I have a life
Aside from your own, what's your favorite publication to read?
All other publications are liberal
What's the most common misperception about your beat?
That I'm liberal. I am not. I can think for myself, thank you.
