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The Ultimate Caption Contest - Skid-Z runs a marathon!
Skids says: Music Clip: "Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now, gotta go, gotta go, gotta goooo..." Sep 23, 2002
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Ravage finds his litter box
APOLLO says: Megatron "God damn you Soundwave, you were supposed to walk Ravage BEFORE we left to go energy stealing." Soundwave: "Sorry, Megatron" Megatron: "As punishment you get to clean up after him, and I think h Nov 3, 2002
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Galvatron drinks Energon!
Anonymous says: Starscream: Jeez, this guy's drinkin' poison like it's energon. (Nightpaw walks in) Starscream: oh, heh heh, hi Nightpaw, uh what are you gonna do with that phaser? AAAAAAAAAAA! Oct 21, 2002
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Decepticons cheering!!!
Anonymous says: Galvatron Rapping: Now throw your hands in the air, and wave like you just don't care, and if yer not a square, from Delaware, and you got on clean underwear, and yo mama ain't on welfare, somebody say, "OH YEAH!" Dec 10, 2002
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Optimus takes a hold of Starscream
Anonymous says: Prime: This fight is lacking music sutable to an asswhoopin' of such magnitute. Starscream: Yeah, Cyclonus, you got anything. Cy: Yep, here it is. Music:ESCA-FLOWNE, ESCA-FLOWNE... Prime: What the F**k? Cy: Wait how about this? Music: Sunny Mar 28, 2003
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Superion and Menasor have a little fun!
Zeedust says: Menasor: "Um, shouldn't he be the same size as me, especially if he's got me pinned like this? I keep feeling the urge to just say the hell with the script and just pick him up and punt his skidplate a couple miles downfield.&a Jan 13, 2004
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Wheelie consumes Energon!!!
Demonic Femme says: Feral, "AH! That little b%&$% ate my energon snack!!" Wheelie, "Mmm- cookie good, have room for more! There's plenty Energon gallore, gallore!" Feral, "OH, YOU LITTLE-!!!" BANG *W May 29, 2005
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Optimus w/ arms around Autobots
Anonymous says: optimus"can i tell you 2 a secret", ironhide/wheeljack "sure opt, anything",, optimus"i stepped on bumblebee in the dreamwave comic issue 1 second printing" ironhide/wheeljack "hahahahahahaha, Jul 20, 2002
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Cheetor makes a weird face
Anonymous says: Cheetor?! Nah! Just your typical Transformers fan trying to make heads or tails out ALL the Cybertronian story-lines/Unverses! G1, G2, Cartoon, Comic, Toys, American, UK, European, Japanese, Original, Head Masters, Master Force, Victory, Zone, Battle Star Dec 11, 2002
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Ratchet stands in front of Optimus
Zeedust says: Ratchet: "New paint job, Magnus?" Prime: "Yes, Ratchet, I know Ultra Magnus and I both have the same cab in vehicle mode. YOu know what else we have in common? WE'RE BOTH SICK OF PEOPLE BEING SNARKY ABOUT IT!&q Jan 14, 2004
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Wheeljack gets ready to boogey!
Prowl Worshipper says: B: Wheeljack, I know it was hard on you, finding out that you're going to be a Decepticreep in Armada, but freezing up and holding your breath in protest is NOT going to help. W: Why? B: Cause we DON'T BREATHE, Dipstick! You look like a comple Nov 5, 2004
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Megatron w/ Autobot symbols
APOLLO says: Megatron: Optimus, I am sorry for being a bad due, lets be friends. Optimus: HAHAHAHA, Megatron, cut the crap, I wasn't programmed yesterday dumbass. What a lameass plan HAHAHA posing as an Autobot. What's your next plan gonna be, dre Jun 10, 2003
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