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(14018928) Sometimes you just can't top the original headline
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(13994862) Will people die due to my actions? Yeah, I guess. Who cares?
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FARK.com: (13986856) It's National Chili Day farkers. A day that hits differently in Cincinnati, the home of the worst chili on the planet. How do you celebrate this momentous observation? Bring out your best recipes
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(13983752) Who's the father? Shrug
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(13967712) Breaking - Lindsey Vonn
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(13943644) "Ski Jump Penis-Gate" no longer a secure passcode phrase
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