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(14078568) Ferrari unveils ugly-ass Jony Ivey-designed car
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FARK.com: (14074286) Falkville, Alabama ends its 140-year alcohol ban after Tuesday's election with final tally of 116-115 in favor of getting smashed. Democracy only works when more of us vote
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(14062216) Alleged DUI driver exacts revenge on the rocks for the Top Cop who arrested him
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(14056808) We've now reached the "we hit one of your ships," "nu-uh, losers" stage of diplomatic discussions with Iran
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(14048904) That's just fugly. The clothing is pretty awful looking, too
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(14030374) Talk about your trunk space
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(14027922) Who'd a bet Ohtani would do this?
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Today's "One Vowel Makes This Headline So, So Much Better" brought to you by: "'Bill washing' scheme uncovered in Arizona after deputies search suitcase"
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(14012840) John Wayne died on The Oregon Trail
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(14001446) Hey, it works on the football field
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(13995644) So now Orban is resorting to actual blatant highway robbery
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(13988624) Customs and Border Protection isn't all bad; these guys just intercepted a rather unusual shipment of weapons
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(13980506) Tucker Smollett
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(13978092) So this year's Mardi Gras won't hurt the Earth: plastic beads banned
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(13967542) DC receives 243 million gallons of metaphor
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(13954510) Denver Broncos fire Lombardi for failing to procure Lombardi
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Top UFO experts reveal 'whistleblower activity' will finally bring disclosure in 2026: 'The evidence is aligning'
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(13938362) Ukrainians are defending their skies with dune buggies fitted with radar and two Hellfire missiles
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(13936440) Can someone explain why they think this helps?
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(13926164) LOLhio State
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