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AC/DC - 1996-07-05 - VH-1 Studios in London, UK
AC/DC Live at VH-1 Studios in London, England on July 5, 1996 complete show 1. Announcement 2. Interview 3. Riff Raff 4. Go Down 5. You Shook Me All Night Long 6. Shoot To Thrill 7. Rock 'n Roll Ain't Noise Pollution 8. Down Payment Blues 9. The Jack 10. Whole Lotta Rosie 11. Gone Shootin' 12. Ballbreaker Total Tracktime: Taken from the Studiobreakers bootleg!! All mp3s were ripped using Easy CD-DA Extractor 3.03 and encoded at 128 kbps / 44 kHz / 16bit stereo, using Fraunhofer MPEG Layer3 Codec.
Eazy-E’s Ghost Firebombs Ice Cube’s Tour Bus Over Stuff He Said in 1991
(Crankers.com) LOS ANGELES — Rap legend Ice Cube’s current tour hit an unexpected snag this weekend after, according to eyewitnesses, the ghost of late N.W.A. member Eazy-E allegedly firebombed Cube’s luxury tour bus in retaliation for “some real foul stuff” Cube said back in 1991 in the song ‘No Vaseline.’ “I knew Cube shouldn’t have brought up the ‘Dre Day’ era in interviews again,” said one terrified roadie, who claimed he saw a spectral figure wearing a Compton Raiders hat hurl a Molotov...
Nation Erupts In Happiness After NFL Selects Bad Bunny For Super Bowl Halftime Show
(Crankers.com) NEW YORK — Experts are calling this “the first universally positive piece of news since 2006,” as the NFL announced that Spanish musician Bad Bunny will headline the upcoming Super Bowl halftime show, instantly triggering a nationwide wave of joy, tears, and spontaneous street dancing. Despite no songs in English and possibly being deported in the middle of the show, the NFL said this would be the perfect pick that everyone would definitely enjoy.
Citi Field Abruptly Converts to Spirit Halloween Store After Marlins End Mets Season
(Crankers.com) NEW YORK— The Florida Marlins beat the New York Mets 4-0, ending the Mets chance of making the postseason. Citi Field announced that it would immediately convert its entire stadium into a temporary Spirit Halloween store, following the Miami Marlins’ stunning victory that officially ended the New York Mets’ playoff hopes.
Eric Adams Drops Out Of Mayoral Race After Learning Socialism Includes Free Rent And Kale
(Crankers.com) NEW YORK — In a stunning turn of events, Mayor Eric Adams announced he is withdrawing from the 2025 mayoral race after “finally listening to a couple of Bernie bros explain socialism at a coffee shop.” “I always thought socialism meant waiting in line for bread,” Adams told reporters, sipping an oat-milk latte he admitted was paid for by someone else.
Kathy Griffin Reminds Jimmy Kimmel It’s OK To Not Be Funny: ‘I’ve Been Doing It My Whole Life’
(Crankers.com) LOS ANGELES — After a rough week of low-rated monologues, comedian Kathy Griffin reassured late-night host Jimmy Kimmel that failing to make people laugh is “a perfectly valid career path,” citing her own decades of experience as proof. “Jimmy, sweetie, don’t stress about the jokes not landing,” Griffin said while patting Kimmel’s hand backstage. “I’ve been bombing for 30 years straight and look at me — still here, still redheaded, still pretending to be relevant.
Starbucks Closing Hundreds Of Stores After Realizing No One Actually Likes Paying $7 For Shitwater
(Crankers.com) SEATTLE — Starbucks announced it will close hundreds of locations nationwide after admitting that, contrary to branding claims, people simply don’t enjoy “shitwater” espresso anymore. “Turns out, people don’t actually want a $7 cup of watery, bitter coffee with three pumps of pumpkin spice and a sad spritz of oat milk,” said CEO, holding a venti-sized iced disappointment.
Trump After Shutdown Meeting: "Whole Thing Could’ve Been an Email"
(Crankers.com) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Emerging from a tense, hours-long meeting with congressional leaders over a looming government shutdown, former President Donald Trump declared that the entire discussion “was a total waste of time and absolutely could’ve been an email.” “It was a bad meeting. Very boring. Nobody had snacks, nobody had Diet Coke, and all they did was talk about numbers, numbers, numbers,” Trump said, waving his hands as if shooing away a flock of pigeons.
Trump Preemptively Shuts Down Government To Free Up Weekend For Golf, Unlimited Diet Coke
(Crankers.com) WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unprecedented move, former President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was personally shutting down the federal government “a little early” so he could enjoy “a beautiful weekend of golf and Diet Coke.” “Normally, shutdowns happen after a big fight in Congress, but I said, why wait?” Trump explained while standing next to a golf cart already stocked with 12-packs of soda. “We’re saving time.
(Crankers.com) NEW YORK, NY — Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg shocked the legal community today by announcing a sweeping new reform: assault will no longer be considered a crime in New York City. “In this office, we believe in second chances… and third, and fourth, and basically unlimited,” Bragg said at a press conference, standing in front of a banner reading Justice Without Jail.
Antifa Shocks Nation by Merging With ICE, Citing Desire to “Control Our Turf” by Removing Illegals
(Crankers.com) Political analysts are calling this “the weirdest plot twist since Ted Cruz tried stand-up comedy,” as Antifa announced today that it will be officially merging with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). “Look, we can’t be the only masked people roaming around Portland,” explained self-identified Antifa regional commander “Crowbar Kyle,” while sipping an oat milk latte at a press conference.
Starbucks Sues Baristas for Wearing Uniforms Without Permission
(Crankers.com) SEATTLE, WA — In a bold legal maneuver that has left both employees and customers foaming at the mouth, Starbucks announced this week that it is suing several of its own baristas for “unauthorized use of company attire,” alleging that the green aprons and khaki combos constitute “intellectual property” reserved strictly for corporate-approved photo ops. In otherwords, the employees didn’t have permission to wear the uniform.
Republicans Slam Democrats for ‘Reverse Racism’ After Refusing to Spend Taxpayer Money on Americans
(Crankers.com) WASHINGTON, D.C. — A heated controversy erupted this week after Democrats unveiled a new budget proposal that, according to Republicans, features “historic levels of reverse racism” by allocating zero dollars in funding for the American public. “This is a direct attack on hardworking Americans,” said Donald Trump. “When Democrats refuse to spend taxpayer money on the very people who paid those taxes, that’s not just fiscal irresponsibility — it’s anti-American bigotry.
Jimmy Kimmel’s Ratings Burn So Hot They Ignite Literal Blaze Outside His Home
(Crankers.com) HOLLYWOOD, CA — Firefighters rushed to Jimmy Kimmel’s residence Thursday night after the late-night host’s television ratings became so scorching that they spontaneously combusted, sparking a brush fire in the hills outside his Los Angeles home. Authorities confirmed that the blaze originated from Nielsen reports showing Kimmel’s show had experienced a 0.7% ratings bump — a figure so unthinkably “hot” for late-night television that the papers immediately burst into flames.
Rockstar Announces GTA 6 Delayed Indefinitely After Devs Got Distracted “Just Playing GTA 5 Again”
(Crankers.com) NEW YORK— Experts are calling this both “predictable” and “hilariously on brand,” as Rockstar Games announced that the long-awaited release of Grand Theft Auto 6 has been delayed indefinitely after the development team accidentally spent the last few years replaying GTA 5. “We sat down in 2021 to start coding GTA 6, but someone suggested we should ‘just load up GTA Online for inspiration,’” said lead developer Marcus Connolly.
Jeffrey Epstein Not Dead, Found "Chillin Out" With Uncontacted Sentinelese Tribe
(Crankers.com) A shocking development is sure to puzzle both anthropologists and conspiracy theorists, as unconfirmed reports suggest disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein has been spotted “chilling out” on North Sentinel Island, hiding with the famously isolated Sentinelese tribe.
Joe Biden Endorses Life Alert, Now Comes With Two Free Scoops of Ice Cream
(Crankers.com) At a sunlit Delaware ice cream parlor, President Joe Biden, sporting aviators and a double-scoop cone, announced his endorsement of “Biden’s C’mon Man Life Alert,” a quirky spin on the senior safety device. “Folks, look, here’s the deal,” Biden began, pausing to lick chocolate ripple. “I’m 82, sharp as a tack, but sometimes you trip—y’know, like on Air Force One stairs. This button?
Jimi Hendrix- Straight Ahead Audio Fanzine (20 CDs)
This are the audio tapes included with a Hendrix fan magazine titled Straight Ahead. They are something I stumbled on but wasn't going to repost, since it says at the beginning of every disc "for the use of subscribers only", which I was not. But I ran across the website of one of the editors, www.jimihendrixonline.com, and I wrote to him to ask permission to share, permission which he granted. So here we go. I have not listened to all 20 discs.
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