It’s true what they say about never giving up on people. Well, except in Lil Wayne’s case. That man is gone for good – the drugs can have him. I wish him nothing but lumpy shea butter and unresponsive edges. Still, a silver lining in the cloud of lost causes came through today in form of Prince Harry. Yes, the ginger one who’ll never sit on the throne, but we always found kinda hot and slightly dangerous. Our risqué royal. You might ask why he was a lost cause to begin with.
