Monday, July 15: Day 5 Tour smells. The sights, the sounds, the-smells of a hard-working rock band on the road. Airplanes. "All train compartments smell vaguely of sh*t." - Al Pacino, Glengarry Glenross. It's true of planes, add jet fuel, add bad, stale food to that, and airports and you have an olfactory nightmare. Venues. If the venue is a club, add all the above scents, plus eau de vomit. Moving on to ... Diesel. It's everywhere. Especially on you. Funk. In an all-male environment, funk happens.