He's Not Risen, But My Query Has: Easter Eggs in Pure T-SQL A sequel nobody asked for, featuring mathematics, existential dread, and a tiny invisible polygon that has now appeared in two consecutive holiday scripts. It started, as all my worst ideas do, with a reasonable question: Could I draw Easter eggs in SQL Server Management Studio? The correct answer is, Why would you ever do that? The answer I gave myself was, Absolutely yes, and I should start immediately. My wife asked what I was doing.