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Special Forces Insider Warns Of Serious Civil Unrest This Summer: "Everything Is Right For Things To Go Very Wrong"
In the lead up to the Presidential election we’ve seen pockets of riotous behavior across America. Whether supporting Trump, Sanders, Hillary or Cruz, average Americans appear to be ready to go to war with their government or with each other. This sentiment, coupled with continued economic degradation and a general feeling of a populace that has for decades been marginalized by the political machine in the United States, is showing all the signs of serious civil unrest on the horizon.
Largest US Health Insurer Exits California, Illinois Obamacare Markets
Just over a month ago, we reported that in addition to Georgie, Arkansas, Michigan and Oklahoma, the largest US health insurer UnitedHealthcare announced it would also depart the following "Affordable" Care Act state exchanges: Connecticut, North Carolina; Nebraska, Pennsylvania and Texas.
The Farce Is Complete: Stocks Soar Most In 4 Years As US Job Market Disintegrates
We suspect more than a few traders will need this tonight... First things first, we have this... Chinese stocks (trading in US) rose 6.5% today - the biggest day since May 2010: And this -Today saw an epic squeeze of shorts - "most shorted" surged 5% off the opening lows which is the largest swing we could find on record And finally this: Today was the biggest intraday reversal higher in The Dow since 2011 Thanks to this...
Things Aren’t Going So Hot For Ol’ Joe Camel
No one knows where cancer really comes from. Some folk think it’s black magic, some think it came from space, clinging to a small meteorite, and others think it’s simply a mutation of healthy cells. No one really knows for certain, they only know when someone’s got it and ol’ Joe’s got it. It’s alright, I had a good run. I can’t think of another cartoon camel that’s gone as far as I have for as long as I have. Not to sound like a sore winner, but other cartoon camels have the one gag, the spit thing.
The Great FreedomFest Debate Was Like Watching Tom and Jerry
With apologies to his fans, Jerry is an evil little mouse who constantly pesters Tom the Cat. Tom tries and tries, but cannot seem to overpower someone who is a fraction of his size and strength. Watching Stephen Moore attempt to debate Paul Krugman was like that. The “economics” of Krugman is Keynesian economics. It consists of central planning your life by force, because market failure. And Krugman repeated this phrase “market failure” several times.
'Greek' Finance In America: Pensions, Medicaid, & Entitlements Will Bankrupt State And Local Governments
The template of over-indebtedness as a response to soaring obligations is scale-invariant, and it always ends the same way: default. When you can't pay your bills, you can either cut expenses, borrow money or if you're extraordinarily privileged, print money. If you borrow money without cutting expenses, the interest on the borrowed money piles up and you can't pay that, either. Then not only do you have a spending crisis, you have a debt crisis, and so do those who lent you the money.
Police: Naked man threw rocks, danced in circles outside children’s museum
OLYMPIA — Police arrested a man who allegedly screamed and threw rocks at people outside an Olympia children’s museum, just before exposing himself and “dancing in circles,” police said. Officers received calls around 3 p.m. Tuesday of a disturbance at the Hands on Children’s Museum in downtown Olympia. The callers reported a man was standing across the street from the museum screaming at people and cars, throwing rocks and pretending to shoot cars with his fingers as they passed.
22-year-old Lake Stevens man killed, 2 others seriously injured in head-on crash
LAKE STEVENS, Wash. — A 22-year-old Lake Stevens man was killed and two other people were seriously injured in a head-on collision Thursday afternoon on State Route 92 at Lake Drive Northeast. A westbound car crossed the center line into the path of an oncoming pickup truck, police said, adding that it appeared the driver of the car swerved to avoid colliding with another vehicle that was stopped in the roadway and preparing to make a left turn.
Oregon beauty queen arrested as part of long-running drug investigation
KEIZER, Oregon (KPTV) — A 23-year-old woman who was the 2009 winner of the Miss Teen Oregon-World competition was arrested Wednesday when Keizer Oregon police raided two addresses as part of a long-running drug investigation. Jaime France was one of three people arrested on methamphetamine charges, but the more serious crimes in the case, which dates back to June of this year, involve Erin and Jarrod Wells.
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