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Thread regarding Optum layoffs

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By Joe Shmoe
| thelayoff.com
Curious how it works if you get laid off while you’re out on PTO. My manager has been very distant for a number of weeks now so I can only assume I’ll be part of the April 30 cut. I took this week off so they don’t lose my PTO but I’m curious would they still call me on Thursday? What if I don’t answer 😅
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How HFT Quote Stuffing Caused The Market Crash Of May 6, And Threatens To Destroy The Entire Market At Any Moment

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By Tyler Durden, Leo Kolivakis, Amish Hacker, Lennon Hendrix, Joe Shmoe
| Zero Hedge
Even as the idiots at the SEC mope about cluelessly, confirming they deserve not one cent of taxpayer money to fund their massively overbloated budget, and should all be summarily fired to collect tarballs in the Gulf of Mexico (and soon Maine), our friends at Nanex have conducted an exhaustive analysis (must read for everybody concerned about market structure), in which they identify the various parties responsible for the market crash, and, drumroll please, High Frequency Trading stands at...
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Hide/Fix Macbook Pro Retina Screen Scratch

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By Joe Shmoe
| apple.stackexchange.com
Possible methods depending on the scratch depth. Fill it with toothpaste! or professional glass filler. Believe it or not, toothpaste can be used to patch some screen scratches. Actual toothpaste, not gel or paste-mouthwash hybrids, must be used. Users should gently massage the paste into the scratch with their fingers using a circular motion. If done properly, the paste should adhere to the scratch and polish it away. Then, use a soft cloth to remove excess paste from the screen.
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