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(14076306) Nutty Putty v2.0 narrowly averted. Darwin says, "I'll get you next time"
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(14067352) This thread is voice activated. To open thread say, "Open thread"
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(14063224) Subby struggles getting out of the bathtub while this 12 year old girl swims 2 hours to an island for help after their boat capsized
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Me: Let's go to the auto show. Mom: We got auto show at home
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(14047070) It's time to start ending every business email with "AND F*CK YOU IF YOU WILL NOT DO THIS"
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FARK.com: (14043094) And the flat Earth idiots and moon landing hoax morons will just say this is more proof that it's all fake because of course the Earth is bigger than the Moon so how could it fit behind it in the first place?
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(14036128) Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition to use fire
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(14030600) Begun, the shameless corporate marketing related to America's 250th anniversary has
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(14026384) US combat plane goes down in Middle East. This is not a repeat from this morning
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(14022160) NPR is here with tips for what to do when your undisciplined, untrained, unparented child makes you look bad in public
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(14015150) Obvious tag is obvious
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(14005982) If you listen closely, you can hear the White House MRI machine warming up in the background
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(14004932) Yeah. Let subby know when this terrible affliction strikes someone who's not a "content creator" looking for attention
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FARK.com: (13993886) "A tourist faces charges after Las Vegas police said he stole a flamingo from the Flamingo hotel and took the bird back to his room, injuring it"
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(13989832) It's lucrative and easy to grift idiots
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(13982696) What is 'Jeffing'? No word on if it is combined with 'Gordoning'
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(13974842) No matter what your Valentine's Day plans may be, remember that the ancient Romans did it bloodier, drunker, and more nakeder than you
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FARK.com: (13968924) Pakistan says Afghanistan has created conditions 'similar to or worse than' pre-9/11 attacks, raising the terrible specter of yet another attack that might cause Trump to nuke Svalbard or something
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FARK.com: (13954382) Ben Carson has the same grasp on car metaphors that Subby does on sports metaphors. This article about the new food pyramid is like shooting a touchdown in the bottom of the second trimester
And yet he's a farking neurosurgeon. IOW, a farking brain surgeon. IOW, you're the idiot. Just like Mozart being a great composer despite being deaf, you don't need a brain to do amazing brain surgery. More to the point, just because Mozart was a great composer doesn't mean you should hire him to architect the concert hall. Ben Carson isn't stupid, he just says stupid things when he speaks on topics where he lacks expertise, as does everyone.
(13953818) "Please to stop the fight ... and be sure to come see new movie Melania this end of week"
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(13948632) Judging by Piggy's hand, the "electrical issue" yesterday must've been with his infusion pump
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(13939320) "I hope he don't crap, I hope he don't crap"
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