I visited my sister during her sophomore year at Vanderbilt University. In retrospect, I’m sure my parents thought this was a good idea, sending their teenage daughter to a school of Vanderbilt’s prestige for a long weekend so that she could learn about college life from her smart sister. I mean, what could possibly go wrong sending a wild teenager off to visit her sister, who was also secretly equally wild, for an unchaperoned weekend surrounded by gorgeous young co-eds and booze?