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You Ever Dab In A Billionaire’s Face? This Kid Did
Famous billionaire/NBA franchise owner/TV star/legendary businessman/renown entrepreneur and investor approaches you with his high-five hand extended. Do you: A. Deliver the five. B. Hit him with the fake-five-pull-away-and-dab-in-his-face move. Dead. Mark Cuban is dead. Death by dab. All those billions are helpless against a nine-year-old brat sitting court side who fakes you out and dabs in your billionaire face when the cameras are rolling. A lot of people are saying the dab needs to die in 2016.
Do Not Try These Extremely Offensive Party Themes
If you’ve decided that you stopped caring about appeasing every last minority group long ago, you might want to listen to what I’m about to say. I’m going to attempt to list off the most offensive party themes that have ever been conceived. What follows are parties that would make Donald Trump himself ask to tone things down, and surely ruin any professional aspirations of anyone dumb enough to host them. This party is all about the location. Specifically, a location that you don’t own.
Carry On The Legacy Of Harambe With The Brand New “Rowdy Harambe” And “Harambe 2016” Tees
Here at TFM, we’ve been thinking about ways to pay tribute to Harambe (blessed be His name) for some time now. But how do we give back to a gorilla who has given us so much? I finally found the answer. It came to me during a recurring dream I have where I fall into Harambe’s pen and he raises me as his own. “What do I do?” I asked Harambe as he cradled me in his powerful arms. Harambe leaned in close, wiped the tears from my face, and whispered… So that’s what we’re doing.
Here Are Mark Cuban’s 3 Smart Money Moves Everyone Should Make
Mark Cuban is a pretty successful guy. He rose from a working class background and “barely being able to afford college” back in 1981, slumming in bars and as a software retail salesperson, to become one of the richest people on earth with a net worth of $3.2 billion. The dude also kills it on Shark Tank. When Cuban talks about money, you should listen.
These Tweets Roasting Hillary’s Desperate Plea For Money Are Hilarious #ImNotKiddingMaddi
These Tweets Roasting Hillary’s Desperate Plea For Money Are Hilarious #ImNotKiddingMaddi When a woman named Maddi received an email from Hillary Clinton pleading for a campaign donation, she shared the desperate request online. looking at the dollar menu like… #imnotkiddingmaddi pic.twitter.com/mB0qbsV9TI — David Duggan (@Davy8bit) February 10, 2016 Pretty soon, #ImNotKiddingMaddi was trending on Twitter. I’m not kidding. The response on Twitter has been hilarious. I’m not even gonna lie.
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