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Le Chou: EU Leaders To Call On Dark Magic During Retreat
Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. *Le Chou is intended for purely satirical and entertainment purposes and does not reflect the views of The Brussels Times* European Union government leaders will participate in a mysterious ritual in the Belgian countryside tomorrow, in a desperate attempt to banish the continent’s industrial woes.
Le Chou: Trump Overlooked For Prestigious Croquette Award
Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. *Le Chou is intended for purely satirical and entertainment purposes and does not reflect the views of The Brussels Times* United States President Donald Trump is considering invading Belgium after losing out on a coveted croquette prize. European leaders have called an emergency summit in response.
Le Chou: EU Car Ban To Exempt ‘Specialised’ Vehicles
Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. *Le Chou is intended for purely satirical and entertainment purposes and does not reflect the views of The Brussels Times* EXCLUSIVE: The European Commission will grant certain “specialised” hybrid vehicles an exemption from an internal combustion engine ban due to come into force in 2035.
Le Chou: X Hit With EU Fine For ‘Taking Advantage Of Sad Losers’
Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. *Le Chou is intended for purely satirical and entertainment purposes and does not reflect the views of The Brussels Times* The European Commission has slapped Elon Musk’s X platform with a €120 million fine for “conning sad losers out of $8 per month” and generally taking advantage of society’s most desperate washouts.
Le Chou: ‘EU Meme’ Boss Among Arrested Officials
Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. *Le Chou is intended for purely satirical and entertainment purposes and does not reflect the views of The Brussels Times* The director-general of the EU’s meme department is among a number of top current and former EU officials to be arrested earlier today as part of a wider fraud probe. The official has been charged with stealing jokes.
Le Chou: EU Boss Defends Political Pact With Villains
Monday 17 November 2025 Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. *Le Chou is intended for purely satirical and entertainment purposes and does not reflect the views of The Brussels Times* European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen insists that a new political alliance with some of history’s greatest villains is “no cause for alarm” and “necessary to forward European integration”.
Le Chou: Brussels Media Outlet Staffed Completely By Monkeys
Monday 27 October 2025 Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. *Le Chou is intended for purely satirical and entertainment purposes and does not reflect the views of The Brussels Times* EXCLUSIVE: Le Chou can reveal that a niche media outlet operating in the heart of the EU capital has been staffed completely by trained monkeys for the last 12 months.
Le Chou: EU Vote On Cutting Red Tape Blocked By Red Tape
Wednesday 22 October 2025 Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. *Le Chou is intended for purely satirical and entertainment purposes and does not reflect the views of The Brussels Times* Members of the European Parliament threw a spanner in their own legislative machinery today by rejecting a proposal meant to make life easier and simpler.
Le Chou: Charles Michel In Line To Be France’s Next PM
Tuesday 7 October 2025 Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Bluesky because Twitter is dead.
Macron To Offer ‘Scientific’ Proof He Is Human
Monday 22 September 2025 Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Bluesky because Twitter is dead.
Le Chou: Conor McGregor Challenges Von Der Leyen To Fight
Thursday 11 September 2025 Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Bluesky because Twitter is dead.
Bayeux Tapestry Arrives In UK By Small Boat
Monday 1 September 2025 Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Bluesky because Twitter is dead.
Le Chou: Europe Plots Golf Revenge On Trump At Ryder Cup
Monday 25 August 2025 Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Bluesky because Twitter is dead. *Le Chou is intended for purely satirical and entertainment purposes and does not reflect the views of The Brussels Times* European Union officials have drafted themselves into this year’s Ryder Cup golf team in a bid to get revenge on United States President Donald Trump.
Le Chou: German Chancellor-Wannabe Fails Due To Fax Mix-Up
Tuesday 6 May 2025 Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Bluesky because Twitter is dead.
Le Chou: Charles Michel ‘Interested’ In Vacant Pope Job
Tuesday 22 April 2025 Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Bluesky because Twitter is dead. *Le Chou is intended for purely satirical and entertainment purposes and does not reflect the views of The Brussels Times* Belgium’s former prime minister and ex-European Council chief Charles Michel has thrown his hat into the papal ring.
Le Chou: EU Commission Threatens To Do Some Work This Year
Wednesday 12 February 2025 Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Bluesky because Twitter is dead. *Le Chou is intended for purely satirical and entertainment purposes and does not reflect the views of The Brussels Times* The European Commission has made the audacious and unbelievable claim that its officials will actually do some work this year.
Le Chou: Canada Applies For EU Membership
Monday 3 February 2025 Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines with our roundup, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Bluesky because Twitter is dead.
UVDL’s Reason For Skipping Notre Dame Opening REVEALED
Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines with our roundup, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Twitter.
Le Chou: New EU Council Boss Struggles To ‘De-Michel’ HQ
Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines with our roundup, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Twitter.
Le Chou: NATO Boss Found Crying In Office After Trump Win
Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines with our roundup, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Twitter. *Le Chou is intended for purely satirical and entertainment purposes and does not reflect the views of The Brussels Times* NATO Secretary-General Mark Rutte was discovered crying and searching for resignation letter templates this morning after US voters decided Donald Trump should be president.
Le Chou: Charles Michel Now Dutch After Belgian Land-Swap Deal
Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines with our roundup, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Twitter.
Le Chou: Breton QUITS To Write EU-Inspired Sci-Fi Epic
Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines with our roundup, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Twitter. *Le Chou is intended for purely satirical and entertainment purposes and does not reflect the views of The Brussels Times* France’s European Commissioner has quit his job in order to devote more time to writing a new Brussels-inspired science fiction novel.
Charles Michel’s Final Week In Office, A Diary
Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines with our roundup, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Twitter. *Le Chou is intended for purely satirical and entertainment purposes and does not reflect the views of The Brussels Times* Le Chou can reveal which candidates have been chosen to make up the next European Commission, headed by President Ursula von der Leyen, in what is a world EXCLUSIVE.
Le Chou: Charles Michel’s Final Week In Office, A Diary
Friday, 19 July 2024 Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines with our roundup, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Twitter. *Le Chou is intended for purely satirical and entertainment purposes and does not reflect the views of The Brussels Times* Le Chou has gained exclusive access to European Council President Charles Michel’s personal diary. Below are extracts from his final week in office.
Le Chou: How ‘Genius’ Macron Outsmarted The Far-Right
Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines with our roundup, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Twitter and watch Le Chou TV on Instagram. *Le Chou is intended for purely satirical and entertainment purposes and does not reflect the views of The Brussels Times* People thought Emmanuel Macron was crazy when he called for a snap election last week.
Le Chou: Michel’s ‘Mediocre’ Manoeuvers Bounce Off Von Der Leyen
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Le Chou: 5 Possible Von Der Leyen Alternatives
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Brussels Beer Police Arrest Nigel Farage
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Ireland In Last-Minute Search For EU Summit Rep
Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines with our roundup, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Twitter and watch Le Chou TV on Instagram.
8 Jobs Charles Michel Could Do Next
Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines with our roundup, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Twitter and watch Le Chou TV on Instagram. *Le Chou is intended for purely satirical and entertainment purposes and does not reflect the views of The Brussels Times* European Council chief Charles Michel only has a couple of months left of employment before he is cast out into the cold cruel world.
Von Der Leyen Attempts To Go Viral With Re-election Bid
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Biden Invites Long-Dead, Fictional Leaders To Summit
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French Farmers Given Nuclear Launch Codes
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Macron's German-Turn Stuns Acolytes
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Denmark's King Orders Re-Invasion Of England
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Treasure Hunters Follow Clues Left By Jacques Delor
Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines with our roundup, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Twitter and watch Le Chou TV on Instagram.
Conor McGregor KO’d By Ireland’s President
Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines with our roundup, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Twitter and watch Le Chou TV on Instagram. *Le Chou is intended for purely satirical and entertainment purposes and does not reflect the views of The Brussels Times* MMA star Conor McGregor did not even last two rounds against Irish President Michael D. Higgins in a much anticipated fight last night.
Sunak Smashes Priceless Greek Treasures
Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines with our roundup, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Twitter and watch Le Chou TV on Instagram.
Cameron Plans ‘Brexit-Style’ Solution To Middle East Crisis
Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines with our roundup, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Twitter and watch Le Chou TV on Instagram. *Le Chou is intended for purely satirical and entertainment purposes and does not reflect the views of The Brussels Times* Britain’s former prime minister, David Cameron, has made a stunning return to UK politics as foreign minister.
Le Chou: Viktor Orban Finally Gets Promotion
Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines with our roundup, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Twitter and watch Le Chou TV on Instagram.
Le Chou: Italy Rebrands As ‘Italiye’ To Co-Host Football Cup
Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines with our roundup, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Twitter and watch Le Chou TV on Instagram. *Le Chou is intended for purely satirical and entertainment purposes and does not reflect the views of The Brussels Times* Italy’s government announced this week that it will co-host the 2032 Euros football tournament with Türkiye.
Poland In New Cash-For-Bears Scandal
Tuesday, 26 September 2023 Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines with our roundup, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. Follow live updates on Twitter and watch Le Chou TV on Instagram.
Here Comes Europe's Brown Deal
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Le Chou: Wolves Added To EU Terrorist List
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Le Chou: What Next For Wagner PMC?
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Prigozhin's Plane Falls Out Of Window
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Le Chou: Italy's PM Sues Songwriters
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Le Chou: ‘X’ Twitter Rebrand Details REVEALED
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Le Chou News: 'Barbie' Banned By Buffoons
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Wagner Group vs. Cabbage
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