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Forgive us, Father, for we have sinned. We have a new obsession. Despite our best efforts to only watch
television programs that educate us about the world at large and expand our knowledge of history, art, and science as it relates to the bending of time in space, we are unabashedly hooked on the lovely little reality television gem that is “90 Day Fiancé”. This TLC network series is about American love seekers being given ninety days to marry their K-1 Visa long-distance fiancé or back to their country they
go. And we love it. Yeah, we said it. Imagine if you will a heroin-laced, triple nicotine, meth-dipped cigarette, coated in a maple syrup glaze and served warm on a 24k plate. That’s “90 Day Fiancé”. It tru-
ly is escapism at its finest. We watch it religiously; eyes glued to the screen, vodka and soda in hand, hummus and toasted pita wedges at the ready. We trash talk about the couples, their mishaps, the starry-
eyed love they have for each other, their crazy friends and families - all from the comfort of our cozy Brooklyn basement apartment.