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Gabe Evans' Tour Of Destruction Plows Into Aims Community College
August 07, 2025 12:54 PM UTC 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols With Congress adjourned for the August recess, vulnerable Republicans like Colorado’s Rep.
Remembering the Main Thing About the Mesa County Immigration Story
August 07, 2025 11:44 AM UTC 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols Congressman Gabe Evans (R-Ft. Lupton) continues to claim — despite ludicrous amounts of evidence to the contrary — that 100% of immigrant detentions and deportations conducted by Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) are justified because of the risks to public safety.
Thursday Open Thread
BY: MartinMark IN: House GOP’s Vile Signal Chats Exposed To “Boxwine Brandi’s” Dismay BY: 2Jung2Die IN: House GOP’s Vile Signal Chats Exposed To “Boxwine Brandi’s” Dismay BY: spaceman2021 IN: Wednesday Open Thread BY: spaceman2021 IN: Tuesday Open Thread BY: Thorntonite IN: House GOP’s Vile Signal Chats Exposed To “Boxwine Brandi’s” Dismay BY: Air Slash IN: Wednesday Open Thread BY: Air Slash IN: House GOP’s Vile Signal Chats Exposed To “Boxwine Brandi’s” Dismay BY: Lauren Boebert is a...
Colorado Week in Review for January 11, 2025
BY: Duke Cox IN: It’s Official: Donald Trump is the “First Felon” BY: harrydoby IN: It’s Official: Donald Trump is the “First Felon” BY: JohnInDenver IN: It’s Official: Donald Trump is the “First Felon” BY: SSG_Dan IN: Boebert Proposes Bill To DOGE The ATF BY: SSG_Dan IN: Weekend Open Thread BY: JohnNorthofDenver IN: Mayor Mike Surrenders To Trump, Points Fingers Ahead of “Operation Aurora” BY: davebarnes IN: Boebert Proposes Bill To DOGE The ATF BY: Ben Folds5 IN: Mayor Mike Surrenders To...
Weekend Open Thread
BY: davebarnes IN: Boebert Proposes Bill To DOGE The ATF BY: Ben Folds5 IN: Mayor Mike Surrenders To Trump, Points Fingers Ahead of “Operation Aurora” BY: MartinMark IN: It’s Official: Donald Trump is the “First Felon” BY: Chickenheed IN: It’s Official: Donald Trump is the “First Felon” BY: spaceman2021 IN: Gabe Evans Highlights Vulnerability with Vote for Mike Johnson BY: Conserv.
Weekend Open Thread
BY: Bill Carson IN: Friday Open Thread BY: The realist IN: Gov. Polis Partly Walks Back Ill-Advised RFK Jr. Love BY: The realist IN: Heidi Ganahl’s Confusing Affirmations on Budget Cuts BY: A Person IN: Gov. Polis Partly Walks Back Ill-Advised RFK Jr. Love BY: unnamed IN: Heidi Ganahl’s Confusing Affirmations on Budget Cuts BY: Lauren Boebert is a Worthless POS IN: Heidi Ganahl’s Confusing Affirmations on Budget Cuts BY: Meiner49er IN: Gov.
Weekend Open Thread
BY: notaskinnycook IN: New Aurora Police Chief Doing Himself No Favors After Trump Rally Recruitment Scandal BY: 2Jung2Die IN: Friday Open Thread BY: kwtree IN: Friday Open Thread BY: The realist IN: Friday Open Thread BY: spaceman2021 IN: New Aurora Police Chief Doing Himself No Favors After Trump Rally Recruitment Scandal BY: MartinMark IN: Don’t Even Try It: Attempted Vote Fraud In Mesa County Stopped Cold BY: Ben Folds5 IN: Friday Open Thread BY: harrydoby IN: Friday Open Thread BY:...
BREAKING: Former Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters Gets 9 Years
October 03, 2024 12:25 PM UTC 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols That’s the live word from the sentencing hearing underway now: former Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters, convicted in August on 7 counts including official misconduct, attempting to influence a public servant, and conspiracy to commit criminal impersonation stemming from a failed attempt to supply evidence that the 2020 presidential election was compromised, was sentenced today to a total of 9 years in prison.
Calvarese Punches Boebert Hard On Burn Pit Vote
October 03, 2024 11:20 AM UTC 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols Democratic CO-04 candidate Trisha Calvarese is an arithmetic longshot running against Colorado’s controversy-eating carpetbagger Rep.
Thursday Open Thread
BY: kwtree IN: Lauren Boebert Joins The Flat Earth Society? BY: MartinMark IN: Lauren Boebert Joins The Flat Earth Society? BY: MartinMark IN: Lauren Boebert Joins The Flat Earth Society? BY: JeffcoBlue IN: Lauren Boebert Joins The Flat Earth Society?
America's Hangman's Antifa Amnesia Just Got Very Expensive
September 05, 2024 03:19 PM UTC 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols As 9NEWS’ Marissa Solomon reports, the defamation case against sometimes-local election conspiracy theorist Joe “America’s Hangman” Oltmann brought by Eric Coomer formerly with Denver-based Dominion Voting Systems is grinding closer to the day when it finally appears Oltmann will have to admit, after years of blowharding to the contrary, that he fabricated the story of an “Antifa conference call” in which Coomer supposedly promised...
Mayor Mike No Help Stopping The Crazy Tren de Aragua
September 05, 2024 01:05 PM UTC 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols It started with a rally in late July by Venezuelan metro area residents protesting against the fraudulent re-election of that country’s Nicholas Maduro, an event that was impulsively and wrongly condemned by Republicans on the Aurora City Council who should have been on the same side of opposing a socialist dictator but instead gave in to the undifferentiated anti-immigrant animus of the MAGA era.
Ex-Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters GUILTY On 7 of 10 Counts
August 12, 2024 03:27 PM UTC 14 Comments by: Colorado Pols UPDATE 5:20: The counts and verdicts from 9NEWS’ Marshall Zelinger: —– UPDATE 5:15PM: Former Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters GUILTY on influencing public servant charges, not guilty on some impersonation charges. Guilty on 7 out of 10 total counts. Stand by for summary. —– UPDATE 5:10PM: Jury has reached a verdict. Jury returning to the courtroom.
Primary Election Day 2024 Open Thread
BY: spaceman2021 IN: Dave Williams Lies About Spending Republican Party Funds on His Own Campaign BY: MartinMark IN: Will Your Name Be on the List?
Wednesday Open Thread
BY: joe_burly IN: “God Hates Pride”–Colorado Republicans Go Full Westboro Baptist BY: Lauren Boebert is a Worthless POS IN: “God Hates Pride”–Colorado Republicans Go Full Westboro Baptist BY: Charles Reidy IN: Boebert Blows Campaign Cash To Cheer On The Mighty Quinn BY: MartinMark IN: “God Hates Pride”–Colorado Republicans Go Full Westboro Baptist BY: RavenDawg IN: Tuesday Open Thread BY: Lauren Boebert is a Worthless POS IN: Tuesday Open Thread BY: JohnInDenver IN: “God Hates Pride”–Colorado...
Jury Deliberates Trump Hush Money Case
May 29, 2024 11:55 AM UTC 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols As the Washington Post reports, the jury in the New York criminal trial against ex-President Donald Trump on charges of falsifying business records to conceal a “hush money” payment to porn star Stormy Daniels is now deliberating the historic case: The jury in Donald Trump’s hush money trial began deliberating Wednesday morning in the first criminal case against a former U.S. president — weighing a momentous decision that could brand the...
Jenna Ellis Finally Loses Colorado Law License--For Three Years
May 29, 2024 10:53 AM UTC 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols As 9NEWS reported yesterday evening, former 2020 coup plotter and member of Donald Trump’s “Elite Strike Force” legal team that sought to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election Jenna Ellis accepted a second disciplinary agreement from the Colorado Supreme Court Office of Attorney Regulation Counsel following Ellis’ guilty plea to a felony charge in Georgia last fall.
Caption This: Ryan Armagost's Man Cave Office
May 29, 2024 10:15 AM UTC 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols Republican State Rep. Ryan Armagost of Larimer County was one of the most valuable members of the Democratic caucus during the 2024 legislative session thanks to his uncanny ability to barf out half-baked talking points on issues such as the GOP’s perplexing attempt to impeach Secretary of State Jena Griswold.
Reminder: Don't Show Your Candidate Next to a Horse's Ass!
May 23, 2024 11:47 AM UTC 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols Despite several challengers over the years, the owner of “Worst Political Ad in Modern Colorado History” has continued to hold that imaginary title since 2006. You know the one… That’s former Republican gubernatorial candidate Bob Beauprez, whose infamous 2006 campaign ad showed him talking to the camera while literally standing next to a horse’s ass.
Thursday Open Thread
BY: Gilpin Guy IN: Boebert Follows MTG Down Trump Assassination Rabbit Hole BY: JohnNorthofDenver IN: May 21st, 2024: The Day The Colorado Republican Party Died BY: JohnNorthofDenver IN: Trump’s Third Reich Rhetoric is No Accident BY: MartinMark IN: Trump’s Third Reich Rhetoric is No Accident BY: JohnInDenver IN: Boebert Follows MTG Down Trump Assassination Rabbit Hole BY: JohnInDenver IN: Trump’s Third Reich Rhetoric is No Accident BY: JohnInDenver IN: May 21st, 2024: The Day The Colorado...
Boebert Follows MTG Down Trump Assassination Rabbit Hole
May 22, 2024 02:22 PM UTC 1 Comments by: Colorado Pols Yesterday, America’s most ultra-MAGA of them all Rep.
Trump's Third Reich Rhetoric is No Accident
May 22, 2024 01:22 PM UTC 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols Here’s a simple question: How many times in your life have you “accidentally” used language similar to the rhetoric familiar to Nazi Germany and the Third Reich? We’re guessing the most common answer would be “never.” Talking like a Nazi isn’t at all similar to mistakenly hitting “reply all” on an email. Heck, most people wouldn’t use the word “reich” in a sentence on purpose.
In Which We Predict the Future (More or Less)
May 22, 2024 12:43 PM UTC 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols This week on the Get More Smarter Podcast, with six months left to go until the 2024 election, we look at the state of the U.S. House, the Senate, and the Presidential race that will literally determine the course of American and probably global history. Cool! Here in Colorado we have dueling slates of Republicans; we ask the question on everybody’s mind: “Will they actually split into two parties?” If not, what the hell happens next?
The Colorado's Legislature's Breakthrough Session (feat. Christy Powell)
May 14, 2024 01:19 PM UTC 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols This week on the Get More Smarter Podcast, the SINE has DIED; for those of you who for some reason don’t speak Latin, the second regular session of the 74th general assembly has come to an end! Best friend of the pod Christy Powell is back to give us the rundown from under the gold dome at Colfax and Sherman [CLICK HERE for Colorado Pols’ “Winners and Losers” from the legislative session].
Williams, Boebert Close Ranks As Further Colorado GOP Endorsements Loom
May 14, 2024 11:09 AM UTC 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols As Ernest Luning reports for the Colorado Springs Gazette’s political blog, Colorado Republican Party chairman and CO-05 congressional candidate Dave “Let’s Go Brandon” Williams and CO-04 carpetbagging calamity Rep.
Boebert Celebrates Ominous Tancredo Endorsement
May 14, 2024 10:25 AM UTC 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols Former Republican Congressman, Colorado gubernatorial candidate, and Presidential hopeful Tom Tancredo is still kicking around Republican politics in our state. Congressperson Lauren Boebert (R-Somewhere in Colorado) announced today that she has received Tancredo’s endorsement in her bid for a seat in the fourth congressional district.
Colorado Week in Review for May 12, 2024
BY: ParkHill IN: Weekend Open Thread BY: JohnInDenver IN: Lauren Boebert For Life? Those Are The Stakes BY: MichaelBowman IN: Lauren Boebert For Life? Those Are The Stakes BY: MichaelBowman IN: Weekend Open Thread BY: Duke Cox IN: Weekend Open Thread BY: harrydoby IN: Weekend Open Thread BY: Duke Cox IN: Lauren Boebert For Life? Those Are The Stakes BY: MartinMark IN: Lauren Boebert For Life?
Weekend Open Thread
BY: Duke Cox IN: Lauren Boebert For Life? Those Are The Stakes BY: MartinMark IN: Lauren Boebert For Life? Those Are The Stakes BY: JohnInDenver IN: Winners & Losers of the 2024 Legislative Session BY: JohnInDenver IN: Lauren Boebert For Life? Those Are The Stakes BY: JohnInDenver IN: Friday Open Thread BY: Gilpin Guy IN: Winners & Losers of the 2024 Legislative Session BY: MichaelBowman IN: Friday Open Thread BY: JohnNorthofDenver IN: Friday Jams Fest BY: Conserv.
Tuesday Open Thread
BY: JohnInDenver IN: More Idiotic Gun Rights Talking Points from Republicans (Starring Gabe Evans) BY: Duke Cox IN: “RiNO Jeff” Hurd Blunders Badly On The Biggest Question There Is BY: JohnInDenver IN: “RiNO Jeff” Hurd Blunders Badly On The Biggest Question There Is BY: Genghis IN: More Idiotic Gun Rights Talking Points from Republicans (Starring Gabe Evans) BY: TJDenver5280 IN: More Idiotic Gun Rights Talking Points from Republicans (Starring Gabe Evans) BY: MichaelBowman IN: “RiNO Jeff”...
"RiNO Jeff" Hurd Blunders Badly On The Biggest Question There Is
April 29, 2024 12:07 PM UTC 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols Last Friday, the Denver Post’s John Aguilar profiled the upcoming CO-03 Republican primary, a race that has changed dramatically since the departure of incumbent Rep. Lauren Boebert to run on the other side of the state for re-election after personal and professional scandal put her re-election chances–or even winning the GOP primary against an unknown placeholder candidate Jeff “You’ve Never” Hurd–in jeopardy.
Trump Readies Himself to Touch Hot Stove of National Abortion Ban
February 16, 2024 11:45 AM UTC 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols Former President Donald Trump might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but when it comes to political strategy, he’s definitely aware of avoiding the bigger landmines. And ever since the U.S. Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade in June 2022, no issue has been more fraught for Republicans than that of abortion rights.
Things Suddenly Look Skeezy Again For Boebert's Bestie Matt Gaetz
February 16, 2024 10:38 AM UTC 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols ABC News reports on new and potentially damning information obtained by the House Ethics Committee validating longstanding allegations against Rep. Matt “Giggity” Gaetz of Florida of sex trafficking and payment of women both above and below the age of consent for sexual favors.
Colorado's Big Day At SCOTUS
February 08, 2024 09:43 AM UTC 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols As the Washington Post reports, Colorado’s scrappy underdog bid to enforce the U.S. Constitution against ex-President Donald Trump and disqualify Trump from Colorado’s ballot under the 14th Amendment’s prohibition of insurrections playing democracy after violating their oaths is being argued before the U.S. Supreme Court this morning: The justices are reviewing a ruling from Colorado’s top court that declared the leading Republican...
Thursday Open Thread
BY: kwtree IN: Wednesday Open Thread BY: westslope IN: Boebert’s Got Mike Johnson By The Short Hairs BY: Duke Cox IN: Joe O’Dea in CO-08…Or Maybe O’Not BY: MartinMark IN: Joe O’Dea in CO-08…Or Maybe O’Not BY: spaceman2021 IN: Mayorkas Impeachment Fails Despite Shady Maneuvering from Speaker Johnson BY: harrydoby IN: Tina Peters Fires Lawyers To Stall Trial Once Again BY: harrydoby IN: Wednesday Open Thread BY: Matt A.
Weekend Open Thread
BY: notaskinnycook IN: Starting A Civil War To Own The Libs?
Boebert's Pueblo Office Closed for at Least 28 Days Around Thanksgiving & Christmas
January 18, 2024 11:27 AM UTC 0 Comments by: Jason Salzman Karin Zeitvogel is a co-author of this article — In late November, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) called Social Security Administration (SSA) staff the equivalent of ne’er-do-well couch-potatoes as she raked a senior Social Security Administration official across the coals during a House Oversight Committee hearing.
Colorado Conservatives Try To Pray Tina Peters' Charges Away
January 18, 2024 11:11 AM UTC 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols With the criminal trial of former Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters on a range of felony and misdemeanor charges stemming from the theft and leak of Dominion Voting Systems software in a failed attempt to provide evidence that the 2020 presidential election was stolen from Donald Trump rapidly approaching and Peters’ half-baked attempts to avoid prosecution as a “whistleblower” flopping in court, Peters’ compact but extremely loyal cadre...
Why Republicans Can't Have Nice Things: Example #347
January 11, 2024 1:43 pm MST 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols Ain’t no party like a Colorado Republican Party because a Colorado Republican Party don’t stop! We have yet another new internal battle to report, but first…for Colorado Republicans, 2024 is (again) the year of infighting: ♦ State Republican Party Chair Dave Williams vs. Everybody Else in CO-05! ♦ In CO-04, it’s Lauren Boebert vs. Jerry Sonnenberg vs. Mike Lynch vs. Richard Holtorf vs… ♦ Larry Liston vs.
House Dems Debunk GOP Micro-Minority Whinefest
January 11, 2024 1:01 pm MST 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols We wrote earlier this week about the pre-session spin from Republican Colorado House Minority Leader Mike Lynch, complaining that the Democratic supermajority “prohibited the voices of Coloradans from being heard” in the previous session by invoking parliamentary rules that allow the majority to put an end to obstruction tactics from the minority.
Eastman To Represent CO GOP in Court Jan. 23, Says Fellow Attorney
January 11, 2024 10:27 am MST 0 Comments by: Jason Salzman (Promoted by Colorado Pols) Former Trump attorney John Eastman, who’s facing charges in Georgia relating to a plot to overturn the 2020 presidential election, is scheduled to appear in federal district court in Colorado Jan. 23 — not as a defendant but as a lawyer representing the Colorado Republican Party, according to Randy Corporon, the co-counsel in the case.
Colorado's Flakiest Candidate Runs For Boebert's Old Seat
January 11, 2024 10:09 am MST 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols And no, we’re not talking about Jeff Crank running in CD-5–you’re thinking of Arizona’s Jeff Flake. With all three of Colorado’s Republican-held congressional seats up for grabs in 2024, the field of primary contenders in Colorado’s Third, Fourth, and Fifth Congressional Districts is growing faster than we can track it–especially when it comes to unserious also-rans who sometimes don’t even get their paperwork in after their announcement.
Thursday Open Thread
BY: Sunmusing IN: Conservatives Inevitably Revolt Against Mike Johnson BY: MartinMark IN: Conservatives Inevitably Revolt Against Mike Johnson BY: notaskinnycook IN: Once Again: The Cruelty IS THE POINT for Republicans BY: ardy 333 IN: Jayson Boebert Slapped With Multiple Charges Over Restaurant Spat BY: MichaelBowman IN: Once Again: The Cruelty IS THE POINT for Republicans BY: JohnInDenver IN: Conservatives Inevitably Revolt Against Mike Johnson BY: JohnInDenver IN: Who’s In, Who’s Out in...
Is a Former Trump Cabinet Member Looking To Replace Boebert?
January 09, 2024 4:17 pm MST 0 Comments by: Erik Maulbetsch As soon as Lauren Boebert announced she was leaving her hometown congressional district in favor of redder pastures on the Eastern Plains, politicos began wondering whether the relatively unknown Jeff Hurd would be able to secure the Republican nomination without a better-known challenger jumping in the race.
Colorado Republicans Keep Busy By Challenging Other Republicans
January 09, 2024 2:00 pm MST 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols At this time last year, the 2024 election cycle in Colorado was looking like it might be pretty uneventful. After all, 2024 won’t have a major statewide race on the ballot, and while it is a Presidential Election year, Colorado is such a solid-blue state in that regard that neither Democrats nor Republicans are going to pay us much attention.
Monday Open Thread
January 08, 2024 12:34 am MST Monday Open Thread 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols “Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.” –Voltaire
Boebert Blames Babs For Her Own Self-Destruction
January 02, 2024 12:51 pm MST 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols As Sudiksha Kochi at USA TODAY reports, Colorado’s pinballing portrait of perturbation Rep.
Maine Joins Colorado Booting Trump From 2024 Ballot
December 29, 2023 12:22 pm MST 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols As the Washington Post’s Patrick Marley reports, Colorado is no longer the only state in the Union to have ruled that ex-President Donald Trump is ineligible to run for re-election under the U.S. Constitution’s 14th Amendment barring insurrectionists from playing democracy: Maine barred Donald Trump from the primary ballot Thursday, becoming the second state to block the former president from running again because of his actions...
"Dank Brandon" Pardons Federal Marijuana Offenders
December 22, 2023 11:36 am MST 0 Comments by: Colorado Pols NPR reports this morning on the Biden administration’s announcement of a new round of pardons and sentence commutations for individuals accused of low-level marijuana possession and use on federal property, expanding on pardons issued last year for people convicted of such crimes on federal lands with no intent to distribute: President Biden issued a wide-reaching proclamation Friday that further pardons people who have certain...
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