Applying to jobs is always a nightmare but right now it’s especially demonic because—OH, my DEAR god—the job descriptions are simply not okay. They’ve gotten out of control. “But Audrey, they’ve always been like this, it’s nothing new,” yeah, okay, I hear you, that’s valid, but ACTUALLY they sort of have??? It’s a new kind of out-of-control, though. You know how there’s regular bad-funny movies and then there’s Megalopolis? It’s like that. I don’t even know what I’m looking at sometimes.