BANGKOK, Thursday: A desperately horny 16-year-old underwear model confessed today to friends that she hasn’t been able to give away her virginity despite her best efforts to solicit sex through unsolicited emails. “All I want is to guzzle cum. I don’t care whose it is,” she admitted. “But I’m terribly shy. That’s why I thought it would be easier to meet potential lovers through the internet.” Yet the hot, wet whore found it surprisingly difficult to woo would-be suitors.