Like a phoenix from the ashes, I rise again. Back from a three week hiatus, Willie G is here to bring the people what they want: Spicy NBA Power Rankings. Many things have changed since I entered my NBA cloister; I’ve grown a garbage excuse for a beard, my house has heating and plenty of other things you the reader don’t care about. Let’s stop dillydallying, here are my relatively well-educated NBA takes. Hey, they don’t have the worst record in the NBA, but boy are the Kings trying.