Opposition communications spokeswoman Sarah Henderson had a brilliant idea to humiliate the government over this week’s Telstra outage. What could better reveal Labor’s mishandling of another telco crisis than calling triple zero “a couple of [times]” to “test” whether it was working? Oh, that’s right: so many things would be better. Because, as a moment’s reflection or, failing that, a quick Google would tell you, that’s a pretty terrible idea.