WHAT. THE. HECK? Ok, let's take a breath. Yes, McDonald's has announced they're ditching the cheeseburger... but only from the Happy Meal menu. PHEW!!!! While my little one is going to freak out, McDonald's is saying this is a move to promote "healthier eating." By June, all items in the Happy Meal will be 600 calories or less. Now, if you're ready to boycott the most popular fast-food chain in the county...hang on.