If you stop to admire Jordan’s bright-red Patrol, be prepared to stay a while. Ask him about his GQ Patrol, SHQRTY, and before long you’re talking about backyard engineering, Saturday-night car meets, the history of hidden tracks in and around Alice Springs… and why on earth he decided to stuff a BMW turbo diesel into a GQ Patrol. That’s because SHQRTY isn’t just another modified Patrol. It’s a reflection of the bloke who built it. “I’ve owned my SHQRTY for nearly 10 years,” Jordan says.