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(14059604) Kyle Rittenhouse hospitalized by brown recluse spider, complains that it's replacing white recluse spiders
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(14058354) Trump does double dong dance with kids, needs to have a seat over there
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(14032114) Iran is playing 3-D Chess while Trump is playing "Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV"
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(14028106) Transport Canada wants to know if you've been blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, or a runner in the night
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(14017522) Vance has been huffing too much polonium
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(13998876) Thank you for being a friend
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(13996116) Jesus was just going to kill them anyway, right?
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(13990430) The best sci fi show of the last twenty years that no one talks about any more. Hint: Vancouver
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(13982772) What does your car say about you?
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(13977926) Subby hopes Trump will touch AI, so it will die
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(13969256) All of Denmark becomes a red light district
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(13957810) Melania gets a 10/10 review. A 10/10. One
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(13939442) Rotarians celebrate 20th anniversary of project, but all wish they could've thought of something else to call it
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(13928808) With a 15 year fixed mortgage rate at 2.375% you can bet your sweet bippy I'm not selling
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