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By: Oliver Mortensen, Guest Contributor NEW YORK, NY - Hey gang, it’s your old friend Ollie back with another mind-blowing revelation. This one is so good I hesitate to even share it with you nitwits, but fuck it - I can’t see how this strategy could possibly backfire so lets get down to brass tacks. Last month one of my people came to me like a total soy-boy beta cuck and says “Excuse me Mr. Oliver sir?
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