What was your first job as a journalist?
This one is...it is about telling people how to get out of the pandemic.
Have you ever used a typewriter?
Have you ever fired a cannon?
How is social media changing news?
Via use of technology.
Who's your favorite fictional journalist?
Me...because what is God but a fictional character.
What does it mean to be a journalist?
Adding Sensationalism to Truth.
What's the funniest news-related #hashtag you've seen?
How do you prefer to be pitched on stories?
I have come!
What tools and software do you use to do your job?
Eclipse, Idea Intellij, etc.
What's your favorite social network?
MySpace.
Who do you wish followed you?
None.
Why did you become a journalist?
Secret...glorious purpose!
Did you work for your high school newspaper? If so, what did you do there?
College magazine, yes. I wrote stuff that burnt peoples' ego.
What story are you most proud of writing or working on?
"A time to die", a pulp fiction with blood, gore, sex, violence, shooting, stabbing, necrophilia, cannibalism, etc.
What advice can you offer to aspiring journalists?
Be yourself.
When's the best time to pitch you?
When I am ready to hit it.
What's the best pitch you ever got?
I am God.
What's the worst pitch you ever got?
I am Devil.
What's your favorite drink?
Thums Up
When you're not at a computer, where are you most likely to be?
With a phone.
Aside from your own, what's your favorite publication to read?
Boruto.
What's the most common misperception about your beat?
That I am not God but just another human.
