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Did The Cowboys Win The Micah Parsons Trade?
Jerry Jones loves money almost as much as he loves “Jerrah,” with publicity a distant third. The Packers immediately signed Parsons to a record-setting contract for a non-quarterback: four-years, $188 million dollars with $136 million guaranteed. His $47 million dollar average salary is the highest ever. A rapid about face for a historically frugal organization that could make Packers fans OD on cheese.
Norman Powell: Professional Scorer
It’s color looks white but isn’t – it’s actually Bone. The font is Copperplate Gothic, loaded with flare serifs that accentuate his on-court flair and the way his hand hangs on the follow through of yet another successful field goal attempt. There are no superfluous design elements because that would detract from its, and his, effectiveness. Note the Hotmail email address. If it doesn’t have anything to do with scoring efficiently, Norman Powell wants nothing to do with it.
NFL Predictions 2023 - Fox Expert Says JETS Win Super Bowl
Last year with Stink’s help we successfully predicted the 2022 Super Bowl champs. So let’s go B2B just like the Chiefs could (but won’t)! We also correctly picked the Jets to eclipse their over/under win total and BOLDLY declared them as the NFL sleeper team of the year. Mark also predicted what we need for last year’s ultimate homegate or tailgate – and he nailed that as well.
Pats Have History of Refurbishing RBs; Ezekiel Elliott Next?
The Belichick-era Patriots have refined the process of getting the most out of veteran running backs. Which is why the addition of the Ezekiel Elliott today is businesses as usual at 1 Patriot Place. The production of the backs in this article spans a total of 17 NFL seasons from 2001 to 2016. The Patriots reached the playoffs in 15 of them. And, appeared in 7 Super Bowls. The first back that comes to mind is Corey Dillon.
Is Zack Greinke Really a Hall of Famer?
I listen to almost every Kansas City Royals game on 610 KCSP-AM. Insert joke here about how they are so bad, you wouldn’t be able to watch them on TV without spewing your lunch all over your shoes. While that may be partly true, as seven consecutive losing seasons would indicate, the real reason is because of the ridiculous local black out policy of Bally Sports. Which is a completely different article entirely. One absolute bright spot of listening via radio is the broadcast team.
Most Popular Sports Video Games
NBA 2K is the most popular sports video game in America. Madden NFL places as the second most popular sports video game in America. FIFA ranks as the third most popular sports video game in America, ahead of MLB the show and EA’s NHL video game. New research has revealed that NBA 2K is the most popular sports video game in America. The research conducted by analyzing Google searches and search terms related to the games to establish the most popular sports video games in America.
The Greatest Tecmo Super Bowl Story Ever Told - Big Red
The story that you are about to read is simply the greatest Tecmo Super Bowl Story Ever Told. I did not write it. I could only hope to compile such prose in such a manner. Like I did with the time I went to a Tecmo Super Bowl tournament in Lincoln, NE and was forced to lower myself to Tony Eason, but did meet Danny Noonan. This story, by the formidable “Big Red,” has existed in the Tecmo Super Bowl NES underground for years.
Hottest Wives & GFs of Super Bowl 57
AI (short for artificial intelligence, let me save you the “google”) is blowing up rn. From language based models like ChatGPT, to art generating tools like MidJourney, AI tools exist in almost every sector. These tools are now being extended to a person’s hotness, looks, and attractiveness. Unlike the manual labor we did in compiling this list of the Hottest NFL Cheerleaders and this list of the Hottest NBA Cheerleaders.
The Cheapest & Most Expensive NBA Teams to Watch in 2022-23
The Indiana Pacers are the cheapest NBA team to follow, with costs adding up to $165.17 on average per game Oklahoma City Thunder and the Detroit Pistons take second and third, respectively Being the cheapest NBA franchise to attend a game can be good for a few reasons. First, it can increase attendance at games as more people will be able to afford to attend. This can lead to a more lively and exciting atmosphere at the games, which can be beneficial for both the players and the fans.
Tyler Huntley Status Confirms Pro Bowl As Complete Joke
If you’ve haven’t watched any of the two games Baltimore Ravens QB Tyler Huntley has started in 2022 you have missed the worst quarterback play you will ever see in your life. With Lamar Jackson out due to knee injury, Huntley has gone 1-1 as a starter, 0 TUDS to go with 2 INTs, with 413 yards passing in three games. Somehow with those numbers, Huntley was announced today as the AFC’s fourth Pro Bowl alternate at quarterback via Adam Schefter.
Immaculate Reception at 50 - Thru The Eyes of Terry and Franco
The Immaculate Reception took place 50 years ago on 12/23/72. And it has been captivating NFL fans ever since. Why is the Immaculate Reception still revered 50 years later? The same reason people love discussing if bigfoot, aliens, ghosts, or honest lawyers exist. Because there is just enough evidence that proves they do exist, as there is that proves they don’t. For as much video footage exists of the play, none of it is conclusive.
How Big Is Zach Edey? BIG AF! But Also "Highly" Skilled
When I found out that the 4th ranked Purdue basketball team was headed just down the street from me to face the Nebraska Cornhuskers in Lincoln, my first thought was “I’ve got to go and check out that big dude.” My second thought was, “Man I wish Gene Keady was still the coach so I could see him BLOW HIS STACK!” My third thought was, “His last name is pronounced the way people always pronounce mine – we must be related!” That “big dude” has a name and it is Zach Edey. How tall is Zach Edey?
NFL Beer Prices, Ticket Prices, And Hot Dogs By Team - 2023
They should be called the Chicago Beers because you need a lot of that to watch them. The Bears may suck on the field, but that doesn’t mean Virginia McCaskey and her cronies will take it easy on you at the concession stand. At $11.00 per beer the Soldier Field beer prices are tied for the 3rd most expensive in the NFL with the Los Angeles Chargers, Buffalo Bills and Los Angeles Rams. The Jacksonville Jaguars, San Francisco 49ers, and New Orleans Saints are all tied for second at $11.50.
Beer, Hot Dog, and Ticket Prices For Every NBA Team
You don’t go to an NBA game to save money. But, what’s it gonna cost me to see a game and catch a buzz? Looking at that data below, two things determine average ticket resale price – recent success and strength of brand. For example, the Warriors are in full-fledged super team in dynasty mode. Which is why their tickets are the most expensive. And actually more than twice as expensive as the 4th place Boston Celtics. The Lakers have sucked since their bubble championship.
Which Player Does NBA Twitter Hate The Most? (Hint: LeBron)
Philosopher Carl Jung posited the idea that each of us has a Shadow Self. The Shadow describes those aspects of the personality that we choose to reject and repress. The parts of ourselves that we think society will disapprove of, things we would never say and do in public. Which brings me to Twitter, the ultimate cesspool. Limitless burner accounts aimed at your head, saying whatever they want, but would never say in RL to your face.
2022 NFL Season Predictions w/NFL on Fox Mark Schlereth
Hey, we can’t be any worse than ESPN. I spoke with NFL on Fox host and 3x Super Bowl Champion Mark Schlereth on the eve of the 2022 NFL season and got his input to deliver these predictions to you. I am proud to say after writing his name in articles so frequently for many years I can finally spell it without Googling.
Does The NFL Preseason Matter To Anyone Other Than The Baltimore Ravens?
NFL preseason games routinely dominate anything else on TV at any given time. From a marketing/branding perspective, it matters. But what about the games themselves? How much regular season success occurs after finishing the preseason with a winning record? What about the players who accumulate the most stats? Does leading the NFL preseason in passing yards, for example, ever serve as a future indicator of success?
The Worst NBA Draft In History
The 2013 NBA draft is easily the worst NBA draft in history.
Ali Sodal, Coach
Coach Sodal joined Wolves for the 2022-23 season to coach the U11 Boys team. And to train all players in the club on a continuous basis. A graduate of Omaha Westside, he led the Warriors to the Class A state championship game in back to back seasons and was named first team all-state in his junior and senior years. “Ali Sodal has left a lasting impression on the Midland University men’s soccer program.
PORN STARS REVEAL: Dating In The Wild
In part one of PORN STARS REVEAL we “touched” on some things you didn’t like and I don’t care that you don’t like because I like it. If you’re not down with hot porno sluts telling you what’s real, then you’re probably the guy at the back of the strip club who buys 1 beer in 3 hours and doesn’t tip the girls so fuck you. Casey Calvert On Getting Hit On “I get hit on and cat-called like any regular girl but not in a way you would think.
Andrew Wiggins DUNKS On Luka Doncic
Andrew Wiggins absolutely DESTROYS Luka Doncic!! Wiggins dunk on Luka was so ridiculous they called an offensive foul lol! Steve Kerr wisely challenged and the call was overturned. Check it out: Luka Doncic on Andrew Wiggins’ Q4 dunk over him: “That was impressive. I’m not going to lie. I saw the video again, and I was like, ‘Ooof.’ I wish I had those bunnies.” He’s an idiot. He whines more than a 10-year NBA veteran.
Best Racehorses in The World
Some racehorses made history Throughout the history of horse racing there have been some competitors that truly shined. Their physical prowess made them join the record ranks of their period and the history books of our time. The most well-known horse in the history of horseracing is without a doubt Secretariat. Although at first, he did not seem made for racing, overtime he managed to defeat all the odds.
Best Casino Games for Sports Fans
What sports and gambling have in common Sporting events are a very old practice that dates to ancient Sumerian times. The closer the competitors are performance-wise, the greater the element of chance. Thus, this aspect that implies odds makes gambling appear a natural phenomenon that has stuck to sports since that early period. Besides this element of chance, sports have similar dispute resolution methods to online casinos.
Old Spice Guy Isaiah Mustafa - 5 Questions
Me & Old Spice Guy Isaiah Mustafa at a Cincinnati Reds game. Old Spice Guy Isaiah Mustafa is more than a pretty face with a a tightly toned torso and a voice like butter. At one point, he was actually a real dude — just like you. After running track in high school, Mustafa decided to try football and ultimately walked-on at Arizona State University as a wide receiver. He played in the 1997 Rose Bowl and caught passes from quarterback Jake “The Snake” Plummer.
What They Really Think About Gangbangs
We think of female porn stars as perfectly built fuck machines with great abs and perfect tits and asses that exist solely to arouse us and get us off – and all the hot babes & actresses I’ve spoken to are completely turned on my that. But what is it like to get paid to fuck on camera, so other people can watch and get off themselves?
NBA Awards 2022 - Finalists And Winners
Take a look at the 2021 NBA Award winners here. The six awards that honor top performers for the 2021-22 regular season: NBA Coach of the Year, Kia NBA Defensive Player of the Year, Kia NBA Most Improved Player, Kia NBA Most Valuable Player, Kia NBA Rookie of the Year and Kia NBA Sixth Man of the Year. There are three finalists for each award.
Trae Young Jersey and Net Worth
Image Credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/alexanderjonesi/49368963397 A Trae Young jersey has many variations. One of the reasons his net worth is so high. Not only is he a great player, but fans love him. As evidenced by his ranking on the 2022 Top Selling NBA jerseys. A Trae Young Jersey is the 8th most popular jersey sold out of all NBA players. The Trae Young jersey has even outsold players like Klay Thompson, Devin Booker, Anthony Davis, Joel Embiid, and Lamelo Ball.
Predicting the Top 7 NHL Players of 2021/22
NHL Logo Image Credit: https://snl.no/National_Hockey_League_-_NHL Now that we have a good chunk of the 2021 season underway, there has been some enlightening games that have had us all rethinking our options for the best NHL players. The best point-scorers, playmakers, lockdown defenders and more are on this list, and no one can deny they are, but at what rank? There are trophies, goals, and points to consider – not to mention the overall results of the games and the love of the fans.
Barry Foster's HISTORIC But Short Career As A Pittsburgh Steeler
Barry Foster’s HISTORIC but Short Career as a Pittsburgh Steeler When you think of the amazing runners of the Pittsburgh Steelers you may think Jerome Bettis, Franco Harris, Willie Parker, hell even Le’Veon Bell from more recent memory. The odd part is that none of those guys hold the Steelers single season rushing mark with 1,690 yards. The man who did it was none other than Barry Foster. Let’s get to know a little bit about Barry’s path to the NFL.
NFL Singularity - When The NFL Circle of Parity 2021 Began
Courtesy: Reddit –> https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/r9pj8w/with_the_lions_beating_the_vikings_the_2021_nfl/ …this is how it ends. This is also how it begins.. –Unknown The NFL Circle of parity 2021 is complete, where the Saints beat the Packers, who beat the Cardinals, who beat the Rams, who beat the Buccaneers, who beat the Cowboys, who beat the Chargers, who beat the Raiders, who beat the Ravens, so on and so on, this, but for all 32 teams. You get the jiist hopefully.
Jimmy Butler Tries To FIGHT Erik Spoelstra During Timeout
Jimmy Butler trying to fight Erik Spoelstra mid-game during a timeout is a new low for the man I refer to as “Jimmy Butthole.” Check out the video: A notorious asshole, Butler got Tom Thibodeau in Chicago, then went to Minnesota and got him fired AGAIN. I love Udonis Haslem’s reaction in this scenario. He’s the OG checking the young wannabe, having his coaches back. He knows what it takes to win, and talking to SPOL like that mid-game is absolutely unacceptable.
Dr. J Baseline Move: Inside the Dr.'s Iconic Play
Dr. J Baseline Move in the 1980 NBA Finals The “Move”: Inside the Dr.’s iconic scoop play. 42 years ago this week, Julius Winfield Erving II aka Dr. J made the greatest individual play for NBA on CBS Sports. In a tight game, at home, Dr. J’s baseline move would alter the course of the game, his career, and indeed the trajectory of the entire NBA.
1990 NBA Finals: The End of an Era, Bridge to a New One
Game 5 of the 1990 NBA Finals created the indelible, most memorable, moment and defining image of the series: Vinnie Johnson’s championship winning jump shot. Nowadays, the 1990 NBA Finals inspire neither awe nor reverence (outside of the two finalist hometowns). It is not considered a “classic” as it didn’t go 7 or even beyond 5 games. It should not be overlooked for three reasons. For one, it produced 4 close games, a thrilling comeback, an overtime game, and a waved-off buzzer tying game.
How Hard Is It To Make The NBA?
Image Courtesy: Michael Tipton (www.flickr.com/photos/rmtip21/9163118621), Licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 2.0 Generic | Flickr Answer: It is VERY hard to make the NBA. While around a billion people play basketball worldwide, 4,511 are given a spot on one of 347 Division 1 college teams. Out of these 4,511, 60 are drafted. In any given year, roughly 450 persons are on an NBA roster. These are almost certainly the best 450 players in the world at any given time.
1993-1994 Seattle Supersonics: Sonic Shock
The 1993-1994 season is often considered a “wide open” age in the NBA. With the departure of Michael Jordan (briefly), the race for the NBA title was something of a mystery. Who would grab it? Most people (including this writer), saw the New York Knicks as the eventual champion. Others thought 1993 Finalist Phoenix Suns stood a good shot. Regional picks included the Houston Rockets, and a sentimental favorite was the Chicago teammates Mr. Jordan left behind.
1992-1993 New York Knicks - Standing Pat In A Bullish Eastern Conference
1992-1993 New York Knicks – Led By Anthony Mason And Charles Oakley In 1991, Pat Riley had a dream. For most of the previous decade, he had coached the glamorous LA Lakers to four NBA Championships. Now, partly by design, he sought to remake the 1992-1993 New York Knicks from a dysfunctional mess into an organized pack of attack dogs. To the surprise of nearly everyone, the gritty Knicks would take their cues from the “Bad Boy” Detroit Pistons as the chief challenger to the Chicago Bulls.
Steph Curry Is Just Showing Off Now: Golden State Star Sets 3-Point Record in NBA All-Star Game Win
The rate with which Steph Curry is ripping up NBA records left, right, and center is a joy to behold, and the Golden State star has once again set new highs with his showing at the NBA All-Star game. The event this year honored 75 of the NBA’s greatest players, one of which being Curry and another who was on court LeBron James, and the Warriors legend bagged an unbelievable 16 three-pointers and scored 50 points to help Team LeBron edge out Team Durant in the exhibition encounter.
Best Pitching Season Ever: Roger Clemens 1997 Blue Jays
Roger Clemens had the best season of his storied career with the Blue Jays in 1997. And the Best Pitching Season Ever. The Blue Jays attempted to re-establish themselves in the American League East by signing Roger Clemens via Free Agency and bringing All-Stars Carlos García and Orlando Merced through trade. Clemens rejuvenated himself with the Blue Jays (en route to one of the best-ever single seasons by a starting pitcher). In 1996 he finished with a 10-13 record and 3.63 ERA for the Red Sox.
David Robinson Quadruple Double Happened Today In 1994
The most recent quadruple double in NBA history happened on 2/17/1994. David Robinson’s quadruple double consisted of 34 points, 10 rebounds, 10 blocks, and 10 assists. It happened during a Spurs win over the Detroit Pistons, the Spurs winning the game by 19 points. On February 17, 1994, David Robinson aka The Admiral became the fourth player in NBA recorded history to record a quadruple double. The quadruple double is possible the rarest individual statistical achievement in the NBA.
Alex Gordon LOVE SCREAM
WAIT for it…not all peer pressure is bad. In this video, me, and my daughter egg on my lifelong best friend, Eric Hoffman, into proclaiming his love FOR Alex Gordon, TO Alex Gordon. This video took place on Sunday September 30th, 2018. During a rare Royals win over the Indians, 9-4 at Kaufmann Stadium in Kansas City. Alex Gordon was 2-5 on the day with an RBI. But that isn’t what got Eric so excited.
NBA All Star Game
(Editor’s Note: I originally published this on 2/22/12. The 2022 NBA All-Star Weekend was so bad I republished) It was at that moment I realized the NBA didn’t care about me. But, like a spurned lover I gave it a second chance and forced myself to watch the Slam Dunk Contest. I made that 2 AM booty call to a formerly “Hot Babe” and I got what I deserved. NBA All Star Game? More like NBA BLAH Star Weekend. Nate Robinson winning easily the biggest POS slam dunk contest in history.
Today In NBA History 1995: Heat Sweep Slam Dunk Contest, Three Point Contest
In the first seven years of the Heat’s existence, the franchise had one .500+ season and two first round playoff losses to its credit. Rony Seikaly was the face of the franchise and it wasn’t cool to like them, unless you appreciated Jon Sundvold‘s touch from deep (led the league in three point percentage in 1988-89) or Sherman Douglas‘ propensity to shoot first, which was pretty rare for a PG at the time. Then, the 1995 NBA All-Star game happened in Phoenix.
Jeanie Buss Top 5 Lakers List: A Love/Hate Story And How We Got HERE
Recently, the greatest female owner in sports, Ms. Jeanie Buss joined the “All The Smoke” podcast and announced her top 5 Lakers. It sent shockwaves, both for who was included (Phil Jackson but especially LeBron James). Predictably, LBJ was the target of the social media ire blowback.
2022 NFL Free Agency - Top 5 By Position
When I read the term 2022 NFL Free Agency two people pop into my mind: Washington Redskins/WFT/WTF team owner Daniel Snyder and last year’s top free agent WR Kenny Golladay. Snyder, for his lustful pursuits of big-name, high-dollar NFL free agents (Albert Haynesworth 7 years, $100 million & Donovan McNabb’s 5 year deal with $40 mil guaranteed) over the years which has culminated in zero Super Bowls but a ton of increased revenue season over season.
How Much Does Russell Westbrook Make - Per Game, Per Season, Per Minute?
Russell Westbrook, aka Westbrick, makes FAR too much money and isn’t worth a fraction of his salary or per game check. Westbrook was subbed out of Tuesday night’s 131-116 home loss to the Milwaukee Bucks with just over two minutes left in the third quarter and never returned. And he WHINED about it like only he can, with that stupid face mole he should’ve had removed 10 years ago (like the principal in Uncle Buck), along for the ride.
Antonio Brown President of Donda Sports, Posts Fake Super Bowl Receipt For Clout
Antonio Brown Posts Fake Super Bowl Suite Receipt To Gain Clout From People He Doesn’t Even Know. Last week, AB announced he joined Kanye West’s Donda Sports. Yesterday he took to Instagram to announce the paperwork is in place and Brown is officially the President of Donda Sports. His first move as president? Book a Super Bowl suite for $2+ million dollars for 24 people. Great fiscal move, president. Nice to see you handle your business career with the same acumen as you handled your playing career.
List Of Super Bowl MVPs
Image Credit: Teo’s89, CC BY-SA 3.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0>, via Wikimedia Commons Quarterbacks dominate this list of Super Bowl MVPs, having won the award 31 of 55 times. The Super Bowl Most Valuable Player award is actually called the Pete Rozelle Trophy. Running backs and wide receivers have each won the award seven times. On the defensive side of the ball, linebackers (four) have won the most times. Has a player from the losing team ever won Super Bowl MVP? Yes.
King of the Court
He couldn’t make the NBA — so instead he wrote a comedy show. The average height of NBA players is 6’6″. Less than 1% of NBA players are Jewish. Most of them did not go to prom alone. These facts, somehow, still did not stop Jon Savitt (Funny or Die, College Humor, Washington Post) from chasing his dreams. Blending authentic stories, sharp punchlines, and compelling visuals, “King of the Court” is the untold underdog tale of one of the greatest athletes to ever live. Sure, “athlete” may be subjective.
Super Bowl Party Ideas From 3x Champ STINK SCHLERETH
Super Bowl party ideas from STINK who was 3-0 in the Super Bowl Stink Schlereth is HERE to help you with Super Bowl party ideas. In this interview Stink covers everything from Super Bowl party food, Super Bowl Party suggestions, and the BEST Super Bowl TV.
What's The Rarest Play In Baseball?
The unassisted triple play which has occurred 15 times in MLB history since 1900, is the rarest play in baseball for which there is a specific statistic and which is truly about a single play, and not the context in which the play occurred. Here is a list of the rarest plays in baseball as a batter is that have actually occurred, each happening one time in the history of MLB(in no particular order): – 2 grand slams in a single inning.
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