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Sep 09, 2026 — Despite all my rage, my big buck-teeth, long pink tail, short lifespan and biological similarity to human physiology, it turns out that I'm still just a rat in a cage. Bloody typical! You couldn't make it up! In this episode, Joe fixes pubs, Steve...

Aug 06, 2026 — You know what really sucks when you're the hunter? Becoming the hunted. It's basically the last thing you want to happen when you're the hunter. Ideally you want to remain the hunter for at least the duration of the hunt. If you, as the hunter, become...

Jul 23, 2026 — Sing when you're winning. Dance when you're losing. Scream if it's a draw or, like, extra time or something. Twirl when you're being chased out of the bingo hall. And laugh, my son. Always never stop laughing. It's what your uncle would have wanted. Oh...

Jul 13, 2026 — Arms up, pits out, get my stinkies in your snout. When you're full and set to burst, boy you've got that pit pig curse. In this episode, Gav is wounded by an Welsh icon's betrayal, Log's short stories go head to head, and Steve unclogs his backed up...

Jun 15, 2026 — A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but have you heard about what birds are doing to themselves? Do you want that going on in your hand? If you close your fist, you don't know what's happening in there, that bird could be up to all sorts, and...