“Pope Will Marry a Gay Couple Tomorrow, Probably.â€? “Pope Just Basically Giving Up on Catholicism: ‘Fun While It Lasted,’ Pontiff Says.â€? “Synod Changes Absolutely Nothing, Unless It Helps Me Politically.â€? According to the headlines, either St. Peter’s has been demolished by a great gay earthquake, or the Synod of Bishops on the family is a tiny earthworm whose tiny earthworm-castings will be forgotten before All Souls’ Day. Of the making of tweets there is no end.
