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50 Funny Graduates Who Got Very Creative With Celebrating Their Big Accomplishments
Congratulations, Class of 2024! You did it! (Well, you're almost there.) Graduating from university is a major accomplishment, and it deserves to be celebrated in a way that makes students feel proud. If that means throwing a party or sending out grad announcements to everyone they know, so be it.
75 Disney Princess Quotes to Live By
Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, lived beautiful Disney princesses. These timeless characters captured our hearts with their kindness, bravery, and unwavering belief in the power of love. Not only that but they also inspired us with their words. So today, we’ll share some Disney Princess quotes that will transport you into a magical world of possibilities and endless optimism.
92 "DIY WHY" Projects That Probably Should Have Never Happened (New Pics)
There is a very human impulse to make, modify and design things that most of us suppress for convenience. After all, it’s often easier to just go on over to a store and buy something then invest the time, resources, and energy into learning a nifty skill. But the “DiWHY” group is dedicated to people who instead suppressed that urge and decided to make something themselves.
Newspaper Editor Gets Flak From Client For "Changing" His Previous Ad, They Maliciously Comply And Run The New One Without Proofreading
In ancient times, the very ability to write was perceived by most people as a kind of magic. Then, over time, the ability to write without typos seemed to be something magical… and then the 21st century came, with its built-in autocorrect, voice messages, video over text priority – and now we are returning to where we came. Well, people are generally reluctant to accept their own shortcomings. And then the best thing that can help deal with them is some good old malicious compliance.
33 Weird Ways To Get Creative, As Shared On This Online Group
Most people like doing things by default. We often thrive in our comfort zone and rarely take a walk outside of it. But every now and then, it’s fun to get into improv mode and be a little weird. Of course, we’re not recommending starving your brain of oxygen to come up with big ideas like Japanese inventor Yoshiro Nakamatsu.
I Created These Brooches Inspired By The Sphynx
I’m a Sphynx fan! There are three sphynxes in my family and I love them madly. It’s a magical breed of cat. They do not look like cats as much as possible, these are dogs, jumping monkeys, and friends. Those who are familiar with this breed are definitely in love with them. The sphynxes inspired me to create these brooches. Each brooch is special, and unique in design. Just look, how do you like it?
90 Magical Winter Quotes Revealing The Beauty Of The Season
#1 “I love winter.
83 Harry Potter Spells To Practice In Front Of A Mirror
Ready your wands and find your TV remotes, as the Christmas season approaches and the reruns of Harry Potter are about to begin. Soon, the television screens will be filled with enchanting Harry Potter spells cast by a boy with a lightning-bolt-shaped scar on his forehead. To prepare for the most magical time of the year, now might be the best time to refresh your mind with a Harry Potter spell or two. With such a long Harry Potter spells list to learn from, there is a lot to go through.
61 Corporate Buzzwords And Their Actual Meanings
#1 Double-check Meaning: Although I haven't checked on this yet, I want to "double check" because this check is more important than usual. Report #2 "At the end of the day…" Meaning: Whatever follows that sentence is all I’m interested in. Report #3 "We're sticking to our core competency" Meaning: We tried something different, but it didn't work out.
The 119 Funniest Tweets Of All Time That Make Us Laugh Every Time
As you probably know, unless you live under a rock, Twitter and its newfound CEO, Elon Musk, have been the talk of the town over the past few weeks. Since Elon Musk’s takeover, we have seen everything from high-profile departures to a massive layoff. Last but not least, a whole new verification system that seems to have backfired like lighting a matchstick at a gas station.
60 Fascinating Facts About Water
#2 Up to 80% of illnesses in the developing world are linked to inadequate water and sanitation. press.un.org Report #3 A water bottle production study shows that North American companies take 1.39 liters to make one liter of water. npr.org Report #4 A dishwasher uses 4-10 gallons of water per load, while washing by hand can use 20 gallons. savingwater.org Report #6 In 1944, two scientists deprived themselves of water - one for three days and one for four days.
129 This Or That Questions To Dabble With Your Friends
We love some fun icebreaker games here on Bored Panda. Previously, we've shared an ample amount of Never Have I Ever, Have You Ever, and Would You Rather questions to employ during a game night. However, there may never be enough question games to play among friends. Perhaps not as deep or intimate, but nonetheless entertaining and thought-provoking are This Or That questions.
Fun Dog Trivia About All The Good Bois And Gals
As a species, we absolutely lucked out by having dogs. And not just having them around, but also liking us for some reason. If you have ever had a dog or even just interacted with one, you know it becomes more than just a pet. Very soon, it will be your best friend who can read your every mood and even knows how to console you when you are down.
140 The Newlywed Game Questions That Are Loads Of Fun
If it is the first time you're hearing about The Newlywed Game, the main thing you should know about it is that it's a television show that puts newly married couples against each other in a series of revealing questions.
132 'Put A Finger Down' Questions To Compare Experiences With Friends
#1 Put a finger down if you’ve ever worn Crocs in public. Report #2 Put a finger down if you’ve ever eaten cereal for dinner. Report #3 Put a finger down if you’ve ever mistakenly thought somebody was waving at you. Report #4 Put a finger down if you ever ate snow. Report #5 Put a finger down if you laugh when kids fall. Report #6 Put a finger down if you texted someone “I’m on my way” but you still were in your house.
81 Funny Catchphrases That We Cannot Seem To Get Enough Of
Every respectable movie, TV series, show, socialite, well, any pop culture entity, really, must produce at least one famous catchphrase during its/their lifetime. That’s a rule not to be broken anytime soon! How else would said entity wiggle its way into the part of our brain that’s responsible for remembering absolutely useless but totally worthwhile stuff?
We Rounded Up Some Absurdly Funny Job Titles For Your Entertainment Pleasure
We’ve all heard the saying, “If you can dream it, you can do it.” It’s the mantra of small business owners and ambitious entrepreneurs all over the world. But what if your dream is to be an astronaut food taster?
80 Funny Facts About Anything And Everything
There's a small village named 'Hell' right next to Trondheim Airport Værnes in Norway. maps.google.com Report It could take you 76 work days to read all the privacy policies you encounter on the internet over a period of 1 year. theatlantic.com Report English astronomer William Herschel discovered the planet Uranus, but he originally named it George.
A Collection Of History Jokes That Never Go Out Of Date
#1 Isaac Newton died a virgin. That means I have one up on history's greatest scientific genius. Because I'm not dead. Report #2 The floor is lava! Said everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D. Report #3 Last night on Dancing with the Tsars, Peter and Catherine were great, but Ivan was terrible. Report #4 What explorer was the best at Hide and Seek? Marco Polo. Report #5 Why are there pyramids in Egypt? They were too heavy to steal and put in a British museum.
Philosophical Questions To Ponder Upon In Search Of Truth
#1 Can artificial intelligence be creative? Report #2 Are certain types of experiences inherently “happier” than others? Report #4 Does understanding philosophy lead to progress? Report #5 Can we know what happiness is without sadness? Report #6 How do you know what is real and what isn’t? Report #7 Is it always wrong to lie? When (if ever) is it okay? Report #8 Do you shape your own destiny or does everything happen by fate? Report #9 Can humans change their behavior if given enough time?
119 Up-roar-ious House Of The Dragon Memes
While many still deem the Game of Thrones finale 'inexcusable,' and some even referred to it as a 'slap in the face,' it doesn't change the fact that when it comes to cinematography, there is no other TV series that can hold a candle to its craft as well as GoT did. Other than that, we should be grateful to HBO for the abundance of Game of Thrones memes that will eternally immortalize the show in the hearts of Thronies. Nonetheless, HBO is a gift that just keeps on giving.
Game Of Thrones Trivia Quiz Only Hardcore Fans Will Get Right
#1 What is the meaning of “Valar morghulis”? Answer: All men must die Report #2 What is Sandor Clegane's nickname? Answer: The Hound Report #3 Who said this memorable line: "You know nothing, Jon Snow"? Answer: Ygritte Report #4 Where will you find the House of the Undying? Answer: Qarth Report #5 Which character is the first to kill a White Walker? Answer: Samwell Tarly Report #6 Who is Daenerys' first husband? Answer: Khal Drogo Report #7 What is the name of Jon Snow's direwolf?
Funny Random Advice To Navigate Through Bizarre Life Situations
#1 If you hear weird noises in the night, simply make weirder noises to assert dominance. Report #2 If you’re in 12th grade, do not join senior dating sites. Report #3 If you swim with a friend, your chances of getting eaten by a shark will drop by 50%. Report #4 If your dog blinks at you blink back. It could be a code. Report #5 If you can’t blind them with brilliance, baffle them with nonsense. Report #6 Drinking can cause memory loss, or even worse, memory loss.
105 Hair-larious Beard Jokes That Are A Cut Above
From old times, being able to grow a beard has been attributed to high testosterone levels, strength, and masculinity, aka the "manly" traits. However, while high testosterone can positively affect beard growth, the absence of it doesn't necessarily signal low testosterone levels. In fact, the most common reason why some men can't grow a voluminous beard lies in, you guessed right, genetics. So if you are a guy worrying about not being able to grow a beard, don't stress about it.
103 Art Jokes That Bring Sophistication To Entertainment
#1 What do you call the model used for body painting? Ms Paint. Report #2 It's amazing that Leonardo da Vinci could paint and invent and still find time to be a crime-fighting turtle. Report #3 I used to do fine arts, until I decided I didn’t like the arts. Now I’m doing just fine. Report #4 What sound does a dog that’s really into art make? He doesn’t bark. He bauhaus. Report #5 How can an artist fill in a CV? Drawing from experience. Report #6 What is it called when someone is hanging out by the wall?
Funny Phrases To Laugh Your Way Out Of Awkward Conversations
Life can throw different situations at us. And while we have no way of predicting what’s coming next, we can at least be prepared to respond. But how, you ask, if we don’t know what to be ready for? Well, experience shows that even in the most awkward of situations, humor can be very helpful, and saying funny stuff (or maybe even a little sarcastic) in response to something rude often works wonders.
98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day
#1 How did the man burn 800 calories in the morning easily? He forgot his pizza inside his oven. Report #2 I don’t mind breakfast in bed… But I prefer it in a bowl. Report #3 I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed. Report #4 What happened to the guy that accidentally made his morning coffee with some Red Bull instead of with water? He got halfway to his work before he realized he had forgotten his car.
Funny Compliments That Are As Hilarious As They're Sweet
#1 Puppies and kittens probably share photos of you with one another in their very own social network. Report #2 You could be the leader of a cult. Report #3 I bet you’re smarter than Google. Report #4 When it comes to getting work done, I know I can count on you to not let me finish it. Report #5 Talking to you is the best part of my day, aside from when I'm sleeping and when I'm eating. Report #6 You are cooler than secret handshake.
Die-Hard Fan Of Heroes? These Punny Superhero Jokes Are Made For You
It's no secret that superheroes make for some of the most beloved characters in pop culture today. From the big screen to streaming platforms, comics, and even video games, they're everywhere and always register an incredible engagement from fans of all ages. Both DC and Marvel universes have been the setting for some of the most iconic stories ever told, and honestly, nobody can really question why they're so popular.
130 Self Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously
Some say that self deprecating jokes are humiliating and degrading. On the contrary, we believe it takes a confident yet humble person who knows their weaknesses and shortcomings yet isn't afraid to point them out and laugh about them. After all, there's not a single flawless person. Flaws are exactly what makes us human. No need to hide them under lock and key. Other than that, cracking funny self deprecating jokes and being able to laugh at yourself has been proven to be good for your health.
100 Country Jokes To Kindle Your Wanderlust
#1 Why do the French eat snails? They don't like fast food. Report #2 Amsterdam is a lot like the Tour de France. Just a lot of people on drugs riding bikes. Report #3 I asked my friend in North Korea how he was. He said he can’t complain. Report #4 What kind of birds can you find in Portugal? Portugeese. Report #5 What do you call a vegan Viking? A Norvegan! Report #6 Which country’s capital is growing the fastest? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
126 Funny Things To Say That Might Help In Any Social Situation
#1 Don't worry if plan A fails. There are 25 more letters in the alphabet! Report #2 I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. Report #3 Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. Report #4 Sure, alcohol doesn’t solve any problems. But then again, neither does milk. Report #5 If you’re the kind of person that has no good luck, when you see the light at the end of the tunnel… run, because the train is coming.
Music Trivia Questions For The Music Fans Who Want To Play A Game
Do you know why everybody loves to play a music trivia game? Because you can participate in it without being a musician or even having a good musical ear. Not everyone has musical talent or can show off their skills, but most people still love music in one form or another, and a music quiz can bring everyone together. Music trivia goes way beyond just song trivia.
We Collected Airplane Jokes For Every Traveler Flying To Their Destination
#1 Why did the airplane get sent to his room? Bad altitude. Report #2 What’s the difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist created the airplane; a pessimist created the seatbelts. Report #3 Why do Stormtroopers make the best pilots? They never hit anything. Report #4 What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician? A flying sorcerer. Report #5 I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
110 Wonderfully Weird English Terms You Might Not Know
It’s not clear how many words there are in the English language. Some sources report a rough number of 470,000 words, while others estimate our vocabulary includes about 1 million words. But some linguists have shared that they wouldn’t be surprised if the number was off the mark by a quarter-million. Words are the building blocks of a language, and with so many terms, it’s no surprise that some of them can get a little… creative, if not utterly weird.
Sleep Jokes To Help You Sleep Well At Night
Legend has it that there are people who go to bed every night at sensible hours and fall asleep within the first 10 minutes, in a comfortable position and with the intent to sleep for the next seven to eight hours. The majority of us, however, operate in two general modes. We either fall asleep at every possible opportunity if we are given more than five minutes of inactivity (much like a computer). In this case, the convenience of the sleeping position has very little relevance.
105 Cute Pick-Up Lines That'll Make Them Smile And Text You Back
Oh shoot, here we are again. You finally matched with someone who feels like a genuine person, exactly your cup of tea, but breaking the ice can be tough for us introverted fellows. Let alone getting the conversation going! And worst of all, you’re not the type for those straightforward and clever pick-up lines that scream confidence — you’re the sweet, sensitive type who wants to connect with someone on a deeper level.
58 Inspirational Short Poems Worth Reading
Every author can relate to this: Writing is both a blessing and a curse. As much as we love it and need it, we all know the agony of writer’s block, where you stare at a blank page for hours on end, your mind as empty as the white space staring back at you. And it happens more often than we’d like it to! You know what you want to say, but when the time comes for it all to come out, it doesn’t. But do you know what really helps in these cases?
158 Fun Dares Over Text To Elevate Texting To Another Level
Everyone knows the game of truth or dare and the struggle of coming up with witty questions or funny dares on the spot. However, thinking of fun truth questions is much easier than coming up with good dares for truth or dare. That's a fact, even if alcohol is involved, because that toxic sucker doesn't exactly help the neurons transmit the signals in the brain.
158 Bad Jokes Of The Day That Are So Lame They're Hilarious
Same as with anything in life, not all jokes are made equal. Some are deep and intellectual, others are sheepishly funny, and some deliver the most majestical wordplays. Still, there's one more category that is as controversial as Prince was in the '80s - bad jokes. Which, in their own right, can also be divided into two categories. Bad jokes that are just terrible, and bad jokes that are funny.
This Collection Of 'Play With Words' Jokes Will Tickle Your Funny Bone
Jokes that employ a play on words, also known as puns, are sometimes considered too simple and even childish. And while everyone is entitled to their own opinion and taste, let me remind you that some of the world’s greatest wordsmiths loved creating puns – including Mark Twain, Lewis Carroll, and John Lennon, just to name a few. Making puns may seem easy but, in fact, requires a great feeling and understanding of language. The same is also necessary to get the meaning of a pun.
145 Questions To Ask Your Crush That Will Keep The Conversation Flowing
Oh, that lovey-dovey feeling and the butterflies... Having butterflies in your stomach feels like you are on top of the world, doesn't it? Or that you are about to throw up. Either of the two. Especially when you are prepping to go on a first date with that special someone. What do I ask them? What if I say something stupid? While it would be ideal for the conversation to just flow and for there to be no awkward silent pauses, that only happens in movies. In reality, it's not all smooth like butter.
109 Best Graphic Novels For Visual Readers
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A Collection Of Flower Puns And Jokes For All Your Flower Needs
Yeah, you read that right. Who would have ever thought flower puns were a thing? And not only are they a thing, but some of them can also be as hilarious as they are cheesy! You might be wondering, “But what’s the purpose of dedicating an entire blog post to flower puns?” Well, what if you find yourself in that cliché scenario in which you crush hard on a cute florist that works just across the street from your office? Wouldn’t some of these puns make excellent flower pick-up lines?
Best Friend Tweets To Celebrate The Wonderful People In Your Life
They say friends are the family you can choose. Your close friends might not be related to you by blood, but they surely have your best interests at heart and sometimes know things about you your family is better off not knowing. Some people think friends should have shared hobbies, but while having Harry Potter marathons together is surely a nice bonus to the relationship, it is more important to have common values and respect for each other.
40 Comedy Quotes From Famous Folk That Might Make Your Sides Split From Laughter
#1 "Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die." - Bill Murray Report #2 “Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.“ – Betty White Report #3 “When people say ‘it’s always the last place you look’. Of course it is.
132 Of The Best Office Jokes To Read While You Are Hiding In The Restroom
#1 As a security guard, my Boss said my job is to watch the office. I’m on season 6 so far, and not sure what this has to do with security. Report #2 Don't be irreplaceable. If you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted. Report #3 Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually. It took me 20 minutes to shuffle the cards for Solitaire. Report #4 I don’t mind coming to work; it’s the eight-hour wait to go home I can’t stand.
99 Random Creepy Facts To Deprive Somebody Of Sleep
#2 Tooth-in-the-Eye Surgery. Surgeons put a tooth in a blind person’s eye to restore their sight. It was pioneered in the 1960s, and it actually works and it’s still being done today. eyewiki.aao.org Report #5 While Ted Bundy was a psychology major at the University of Washington, he worked at Seattle's Suicide Hotline Crisis Center.
50 Funny Yearbook Quotes That Are Almost Impossible Not To Laugh At
#1 “When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down. One last time.” Report #2 “Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.” Report #3 “Remember… The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap.
Donkeys Can Be Cute Too And Here Are 40 Pics To Prove That
Living in the countryside has tons of pros. For example, you get to see your neighbor’s donkeys every time you get out to take in some fresh air after a long day of work. If that sounds a little too specific, I’ll just tell you that I know firsthand how donkeys are some of the most adorable animals around. I mean, have you ever seen a baby donkey? They’re often overshadowed by their equine counterparts or your usual cats and dogs, but they have a unique charm that can’t be beaten.
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