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A YouTuber just spilled every secret about the industry -- including how much they really make
We all have that one friend who's desperately trying to become a YouTube star. And honestly, more power to them! If yelling loudly and gesticulating wildly in front of a camera makes them happy, then that's great. But most of us can't help but wonder…can you actually make a living for yourself on YouTube?
An Instagram influencer told us how to travel the world for free (or at least cheap AF)
So everyone's always asking me how I'm able to afford all of my many, many glamorous vacations to exotic destinations like Thailand and Greece. The answer, of course, is that I'm chronically broke and I literally wear the same three shirts over and over again. Now there's a solid money-saving hack! But another part of the answer is that you have to travel smart. A trip to Bali doesn't have to cost you tens of thousands of dollars, believe it or not.
BABE DOT NET INVESTIGATES: Was Kanye West really inspired by this showbiz bird?
babe • Nov 28 2018 BABE DOT NET INVESTIGATES: Was Kanye West really inspired by this showbiz bird? Show us the ol’ razzle dazzle, Ye! There has been some truly perplexing content floating around the Internet lately, from videos of iguanas tumbling helplessly from kitchen tables to images of absolutely gargantuan cows. However, the greatest unsolved mystery of them all surrounds the ever-enigmatic Kanye West, who was last seen ranting about Elon Musk.
Skoop describes the ups and downs of sharing a prison cell with your girlfriend
Skoop is babe.net’s prison correspondent. She’s currently incarcerated in SCI-Muncy, a maximum security women’s prison in Pennsylvania. She loves flirting, cooking and trap music. She’s also a writer and she sends her columns to us by letter. Her nickname, as she likes to say, is Skoop because she scoops up all the girls, but right now, she's focused on just one. She’s here to talk about what her life on the inside is like — and if you’re smart, you’ll listen.
Skoop describes the worst prison lockdown she's ever experienced
Skoop is babe.net’s prison correspondent. She’s currently incarcerated in SCI-Muncy, a maximum security women’s prison in Pennsylvania. She loves flirting, cooking and trap music. She’s also a writer and she sends her columns to us by letter. Her nickname, as she likes to say, is Skoop because she scoops up all the girls. She’s here talk about what her life on the inside is like — and if you’re smart, you’ll listen. This week she writes about the worst lockdown she's ever experienced.
Bet you can’t tell the difference between Curvy Wife Guy’s book and the Unabomber manifesto
The 21st Century's number one trickster is Robbie Tripp, aka The Curvy Wife Guy, sometimes called The Thicc Wife Guy. He's the horny weirdo who went viral with a deeply weird Instagram post about his wife: "Her shape and size won't be the one featured on the cover of Cosmopolitan but it's the one featured in my life and in my heart." He took advantage of his newfound fame, and started earning a six figure salary through sponsored content deals with airlines, banks and hair-loss serums.
Did you know every time you send an Android user an Emoji, they see this shit?
It's not a secret that there's something terribly wrong with people who use Androids. But many of us have failed to grasp the true depths of their depravity. We here at babe can reveal something truly horrific — although be warned, this is not for sensitive eyes. That's right — every time an Android user sends an emoji, they maliciously unleash a demon into the world, a yellow-faced specter of the night with cold and unfeeling eyes.
Was Snape an incel?
The Harry Potter universe is imploding as we speak — not because it turns out Dumbledore was a nubile twink or Ginny was into pegging, but because Professor Snape was an incel! It has been PROVEN by Potter stans that Snape, who never once fucked, was in fact been at the least i) a cuck and ii) an incel. A post on a fan theory site has the irrefutable evidence. James Potter was a chad wizard who got with Lily, leaving Snape to become a basement-hog-cranking incel.
If you sell essential oils and other shit on Facebook then death is too good for you
Essential oils, which are good for absolutely nothing except being pungent, have become a timeline scourge. They're being forced down your throat like the sickly, good-for-nothing lavender fluid they are. And the worst people on earth are doing it. The oily assholes who have signed up to sell you scented water over social media are like a cult: horrid, weird, and they've already sucked in your gullible aunt.
This is what happens on your first day in prison
Skoop is babe.net’s prison correspondent. She’s currently incarcerated in SCI-Muncy, a maximum security women’s prison in Pennsylvania. She loves flirting, cooking and trap music. She’s also a writer – she sends her columns to us by letter. Her nickname, as she likes to say, is Skoop because she scoops up all the girls. She’s here talk about what her life on the inside is like — and if you’re smart, you’ll listen. This week she revisits day one at Muncy.
What your phone charger's current state of distress says about you as a person
Remember when we all had different phone chargers for the 6,000 iterations of Nokia and LG and Motorola flippy bois we upgraded every two years? And if your phone died, you were SOL because the only way your friend might have a charger is if they either had your exact phone or one of those multi-headed beasts that looked like what they beat Jesus with?
Uh, dude…I think your friend is a murderer
How could you tell if your friend is going to be a murderer when they grow up? Is it when they start torturing mice in their backyard? Is it when they light a candle to the Unabomber? Or is it when they tell you they fantasize about "grabbing a girl and driving her out in the middle of nowhere and just slashing her fucking throat or bashing her skull in"?
Why are these nerds so horny for murder?
If you're a nerd, do you fantasize about murdering people a lot? Asking for me, because there's the weirdest Reddit thread going viral today about people killing strangers in self-defense. It's your typical "I roundhouse kicked a guy in the face so hard he died" fare, but the odd thing isn't the stories themselves, but the comments underneath. Read them and you'll see they are all achingly, painfully horny for murder.
'The best part is the ice cream': What summer in prison is really like
Skoop is babe.net’s prison correspondent. She’s currently incarcerated in SCI-Muncy, a maximum security women’s prison in Pennsylvania. She loves flirting, cooking and trap music. She’s also a writer – she sends her columns to us by letter. Her nickname, as she likes to say, is Skoop because she scoops up all the girls. She’s here talk about what her life on the inside is like — and if you’re smart, you’ll listen. This week she writes about summer in prison.
Here’s a step-by-step guide to how I got Instagram famous, and how you can do it too
Not to shatter any illusions you had about the Almighty Insta Grid but as a certified Insta-famous person, I can confidently reveal that there are only two major keys to social media stardom — and neither of them require professional lighting equipment or a trip to Bali. Take a look at this picture and tell me the difference between “girl standing awkwardly in a field” and “model stunting in an editorial photoshoot.” Go ahead, I'll wait.
I hate my mom!: Here's how to deal with your mom being a bitch
Are you really stressed or frustrated because you spend most of your time at home thinking: ‘OH MY GOD! I hate my mom!!!’ Some moms are manipulative, annoying, or just plain mean. Honestly, hating your mom is totally normal. Everyone is annoyed with everyone in their life sometimes. Even their dogs. Sometimes they shit on the carpet, what can I say? BUT if your mom is being more than annoying, read further to determine if her actions are abuse. If they are, seek help immediately.
If you're a girl, this is really how to be cool
Not everyone is born knowing how to be cool in school. In fact, some (if not, most) of us have never really quite gotten the hang on how to be a cool kid. But being a fat black woman, one of the most underrepresented groups in America, I was able to dust off getting a lot of criticism and some how, some way, people began to think I was cool. Before you label me a narcissist, these are not my words, but just what I've heard around the block and I'm here to share my secrets on how to be a cool girl.
So it's your first time buying Plan B
After getting over your first time having sex, you’re more willing to explore new things. You’ve finally been initiated into the adult world and become more tempted to dig into the archives of porn sites to try new angles, positions and pleasure points. But unfortunately, as young people, we can be stupid and become too excited, throwing away responsibility to use preventative forms of birth control.
A Week In A Pennsylvania Maximum Security Prison On A 19 Cents An Hour Salary!
Skoop is babe.net’s prison correspondent. She’s currently incarcerated in SCI-Muncy, a maximum security women’s prison in Pennsylvania. She loves flirting, cooking and trap music. She’s also a writer – she sends her columns to us by letter. Her nickname, as she likes to say, is Skoop because she scoops up all the girls. She’s here talk about what her life on the inside is like — and if you’re smart, you’ll listen. This week she writes about earning and spending money in prison.
No more Miss America swimsuit contest? It’s time to just throw the entire pageant away
Beauty pageants are one of those weird traditions of American life most of us have some kind of connection to, even if we don't talk about it. Like, let me guess: you know at least someone who put on the big dress and danced around on stage for the coveted title of "It Girl." You know someone from high school who competed for the crown at the State Fair or someone from Instagram who trains to wear heels with a bikini like a FUCKING ANIMAL. You've at least watched Toddlers and Tiaras.
How do you celebrate your birthday when you're locked up in prison?
Skoop is babe.net’s prison correspondent. She’s currently incarcerated in SCI-Muncy, a maximum security women’s prison in Pennsylvania. She loves flirting, cooking and trap music. She’s also a writer – she sends her columns to us by letter. Her nickname, as she likes to say, is Skoop because she “scoops up all the girls.” She’s here talk about what her life on the inside is like — and if you’re smart, you’ll listen.
The most hated poet in America is now a Trump-loving conspiracy peddler
The most hated poet in America, as you remember, is that horrid Instagram personality who posts high school-grade poems about Smoking Cigarettes, Drinking Whiskey and Absolutely Having Sex with Women, sometimes all at once.
Babe's guide to everything you need to know about period sex
While I would love to go back on birth control to get my freak on, the pill kind of just kills my sex drive. And since that's even worse than my period, I've given up on the idea of letting nature part the red sea. Instead of drowning in rolls of sushi, curled up in fetal position and hoping the cramps will simmer down, these are just a list of ways to make the week of your period the best one of your life. You may think it's gross, but it actually saved my sex life.
If you did ANY of these things as a kid, you’re depressed now
Honestly, I don't know how anyone our age escaped childhood without clinical depression. Between tumblr culture and the Jonas Brothers break-up and the fact that our parents were too scared to let us ride a bike around alone, we were all kind of destined to be fucked up. And like…unfettered access to the internet? As a child? Who the fuck decided that was a good idea?
I’ve cheated on every guy I’ve ever dated, and I don’t feel even a little bit sorry
I'm a love addict. I spend hours scrolling through the New York Time's Modern Love section, or The Cut's Sex Diaries. I go on about a date a week and spend the rest of my time watching other people's love stories unfold on Netflix. And when I talk about my future with my friends, it always includes marriage and children. But I've also cheated on every person I've ever been with.
For the love of all things good, never swipe right on a guy who only has group pics
Just when I thought I'd attempted every desperate tactic on the market to find "love", I unknowingly realized that I've been swiping right on profiles in which I have no idea who the actual person is because they've emptied every one of their group photos into their Tinder profile. There's a clear method to this Tinder madness in the hopes that he'll grab your attention with the help of other males standing with him.
Is your ex really over you? Here's a complete guide to knowing if he'll come crawling back
If there's one thing all men are great at, it's sending mixed-signals. Dudes are pretty useless when they're actually talking to you one-on-one. But after a break-up, when communication is muddy and you're trying to figure out what he's thinking from stalking his Facebook pictures and analyzing his tweets, it can be especially tough to figure out what he's trying to say. Here's a guide to figuring out the age-old question: Is my ex over me?
Sorry white people, but trying too hard not to be racist is low-key kind of racist
Don't get me wrong: it's great that white people care about racism now. That's nice for them, and it's totally sick to hear white guys tell me that they're into brown girls too when they try to get into my pants. And even though ending racism can seem like an impossible dream in a world where Nazis are a thing again and everyone expects me to care about anything related to Bella Thorne, at least diversity is a stated goal now.
No one ever talks about the sneaky way alcoholism can ruin your 20s
Being a cute, messy, drunk 20-something has become something of an aspiration. Not like a messy-messy drunk, but a quirky, low-key kind of drunk with bangs, a job at a start-up and a boyfriend who keeps texting other girls. Having problems is sweet — it’s human.
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