You just come in the door and take the first turn to the right Be careful when you get there, we'd hate to be bereft But we're taking down the names of everybody turning left Oh we're the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society Here to save our country from a communistic plot Join the John Birch Society, help us fill the ranks To get this movement started, we need lots of tools and cranks Now there's no one that we're certain the Kremlin doesn't touch We think that Westbrook Pegler doth...
