2. "If I can't at least I have nine lives" 4. "I'm gonna rub myself on all the furniture to mark my territory" 5. "And I'm gonna rub myself against my human's legs because why not?" 6. "Why doesn't everyone clean their butt with their tongue?" 7. "I swear there is something in this wall. So I'm just gonna stare at it." 8. "Human doesn't seem busy at all, let me just sit on his laptop keyboard." 9. "I think I'm going to go nap." 10. "I wonder where human hid the cat nip." 13.
