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WVU Sorority Girls Hang Aggressive Signs On Move-In Day, Invite Freshman Guys To Sit On Their Faces
West Virginia University sorority girls welcomed incoming freshman males and their fathers with some extremely aggro move-in day signs. These young women ought to be ashamed of themselves. Imagine being the father of a young college boy and the first thing you see when you roll into Morgantown is a sign that says “We Hope Your Son’s Pullout Game Is Strong.” I tell ya what. The only thing that would be pulling out is my son from that university. Despicable. Degrading.
A Breakdown Of Every Time You Play Wagon Wheel
Here in America, our amazing country’s massive borders allow for an incredibly diverse fraternity system. From sea to shining sea, brothers are embracing the fraternity lifestyle in ways they see fit, and while a West Coast fraternity experience may vastly differ from a Southern one, in the long run all that matters is that we’re all just trying to get fucked up and laid, typically in that order. Where do we find common ground?
College Student Starts Condom Ambulance Service, Provides Emergency Condoms To Students
Sexually-active, yet unprepared, students at The College of New Jersey now have a pregnancy-and-sexually-transmitted-disease safety net to fall into during those certain heated moments of arousal. Thanks to fellow student Kyle McCabe, who we’ll introduce you to momentarily, an emergency rubber is just a few mouse clicks and several minutes away.
A Play-By-Play Of Philly’s Super Bowl Rioting As Told By The Citywide Police Scanner
What a night. The Philadelphia Eagles, led by the now immortalized Big Dick Nick, found a way to knock off the Patriots and take home their first ever Lombardi Trophy. You’re a lunatic if you weren’t pulling for the Birds in this game. I mean, there was virtually no reason not to.
20-Year-Old Masters Runner-Up Jordan Spieth Has A Hot Tri Delt Girlfriend, No One Is Surprised
Some people are really difficult to like. Jordan Spieth is one of these people. The former University of Texas golfer just finished five under at The Masters, sharing the runner-up position with Jonas Blixt. Spieth won the John Deere Classic last July, and has eight top 10 finishes in his career. But besides being the youngest player to win a tournament in over 80 years and netting nearly $10 million by his second year as a professional, Spieth has one more thing going for him.
Texas Tech Tri-Delt’s Tumblr Will Make You Want To Be A Better Person
We’re starting this week off with a bombshell. Texas Tech’s Tri-Delt has a Tumblr and it is fantastic. Thank God for these beautiful Texas women. My Monday was looking pretty shitty before I came across this gem. I’ve always said Texas Tech sneakily has some of the hottest women in the country, and after seeing this, I feel like a damn genius. Check out their full Tumblr page HERE. The highlights are below. Wait a second. Why are you girls trying to sneak this past me? Farrah is a Texas grad.
Last Year’s Mizzou Protests Caused 1,500 Fewer Students To Enroll And $32 Million Budget Gap
If you were wondering what the price of eradicating racism is, roughly $32 million is your answer. Wait. I’m being told racism DOES still exist in America. I repeat, racism DOES still exist in America and no, Mizzou cannot get its money back. Mizzou Interim Chancellor Hank Foley announced on Wednesday the university is projecting a $32 million budget gap next year due to 1,500 fewer students enrolling at the university.
Mizzou Delta Chi Tragically Dies In Motorcycle Accident
The University of Missouri lost a good man just before Labor Day weekend. On Friday, Tyler Romaker, a member of Delta Chi, was tragically killed in a motorcycle accident near campus. Tyler Romaker, 22, was riding a 2008 Suzuki motorcycle through the intersection of Stadium and U.S. 63 shortly after noon when he crashed into the side of a 2004 Dodge Dakota, according to a news release from the Columbia Police Department.
Breaking Down The Tennessee-Greg Schiano Fiasco
2017 has been one long, continuously-running Shakespearean tragedy for the Tennessee Volunteer football program. Except instead of being comprised of sympathetic characters whose triumph you root for, everyone involved is highly unlikable.
The Only Way To Save The NFL Is A Papa John’s Takeover
The NFL kneeling controversy just won’t go away and as the NFL’s viewership and ratings continue to drop, the NFL quickly needs to find a solution before it goes the way of the USFL or, worse, has to allow the President to purchase the Buffalo Bills in exchange for a taxpayer bailout.
Seahawks Kicker Stephen Hauschka Is Too Nice, Has Never Corrected Misspelling Of His Name
Steven Hauschka is one of the best kickers in the NFL, but he’s apparently kind of a pushover. This pains me deeply to say, as we both graduated from the same high school and he’s a close personal friend (of a friend), but it’s true. Apparently his name isn’t “Steven;” it’s actually “Stephen.” He’s just gone NINE years in the NFL without correcting anybody. Here’s your weird sports of the day: Everyone has been spelling Steven Hauschka’s name wrong for his entire NFL career.
Total Frat Move | Ole Miss
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25 Reasons GDIs Hate Greeks (And Why They’re All Bullshit)
1. “I don’t want to buy my friends.” We didn’t buy friends, we bought better friends. 2. “You guys do all that gay hazing.” You are a misinformed pussy. 3. “Frat guys are so fucking elitist.” Not elitist. Elite. 4. “You’re just slaves to the system.” With the unbelievable amount of partying and unprotected sex we can have, I’m pretty okay with this system. 5.
Josh Gordon Claims Baylor Coaches Supplied Him With Detox Kits To Pass Drug Tests
In a recent video interview released by UNINTERRUPTED, ex-Baylor wide receiver Josh Gordon says his marijuana use was enabled by his coaches. According to Gordon one coach allegedly warned him of upcoming drug tests, and supplied him with detox drinks to help him pass. “I’ve been enabled most of my life. I’ve been enabled by coaches, teachers, professors, everybody, pretty much, gave me a second chance because of my ability.
A Letter From Your C-League Intramural Softball Champion
It’s been three days and I’m still wearing the shirt. It’s a Nike dry-fit short-sleeve tee with a navy blue base and gold lettering that reads: “2015 SOFTBALL INTRAMURAL CHAMPIONS” in massive block letters on the front. Retail cost for average losers would probably range somewhere between $30-$50. But for me, it was free. That’s because I am a champion, and champions get nice things at no cost. Just ask Michael Jordan or Tom Brady, they haven’t paid for anything in years. Life is nicer as a champion.
B.o.B Is Trying To Crowdfund A Satellite So He Can Prove The Earth Is Flat
When you think of the greatest rap beefs of all time, a few names come to mind. 2pac vs Biggie. Nas vs Jay Z. Soulja Boy vs Intelligence. And, my personal favorite, B.o.B vs Science. Most of America probably hasn’t thought about B.o.B in seven years, but this man has been putting on his lab coat and doing some important research for all of us during that time. Inspiring.
Welcome To College! It’s Time To Ditch Your High School Girlfriend
I, like many little foolish boys before me, entered into college with a girlfriend. This would have been like Christopher Columbus setting sail with all of his anchors already dropped. You’re heading to the promised land, Chris; why complicate the journey? Guided by immature notions of romance and love, I clung to something that provided me with familiarity and comfort but ultimately delayed and stunted my progress and development. Your looming breakup is inevitable.
Juggalos And Trump Supporters Set To Clash In D.C., May Very Well Be The End Of Days
I don’t care what anyone else says, 2017 just officially became the greatest year in human history. Why? Well it seems that a Juggalo march and a pro-Trump rally are on a collision course with one another next month since they’ll both be taking place at the same location, on the same day. Let’s rewind for a minute. For any of you lucky souls who don’t know what a juggalo is, it’s a term for hardcore fans of the Insane Clown Posse.
UOPD Officers In Trouble For Making List Of People And Things That Should “Eat A Bowl Of Dicks”
While I have never actually worked a graveyard shift, from what I understand, it’s usually a time where you do a lot of nothing. The shift provides endless hours of boredom in which you can ponder your life, your goals, that shitty patch job on the wall–anything that can pass the time. The police officers working the graveyard shift at the University of Oregon passed their time in a rather unique way–they kept a list of people and things that can “eat a bowl of dicks.” That’s pretty fucking frat.
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High School Football Recruits Are Not Celebrities
Let me start by admitting that I am an unabashed follower of college football recruiting. The kids committing or signing with your team out of high school are the future and obviously play a large role in whether or not your team will be any good. Thus, I monitor it closely. However, an increasingly annoying trend among these high school recruits has developed in recent years.
19 Photos Of Red-Blooded Americans To Kick Off Memorial Day Weekend
“The willingness of America’s veterans to sacrifice for our country has earned them our lasting gratitude.” — Jeff Miller “On what rests the hope of the republic? One country, one language, one flag!” — Alexander Henry “I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” — Nathan Hale There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured with what is right in America.
Scientists Need To Finally Create A Shot That Doesn’t Taste Like Liquid Garbage
When I say this, keep in mind that I LOVE shots. More than life itself, more than my country, more than my God, more than my children (I don’t have any children, but when I do, I’ll love them less than shots). As a matter of fact, I say all of this BECAUSE I love shots. It’s tough love.
Hey Just Reminding You That UVA Theta Chi Otto Warmbier Is Still North Korea’s Prisoner
We first reported that University of Virginia Theta Chi Otto Warmbier had been arrested and detained by the North Korean government back in January of last year when it all went down.
12 Things You Should Avoid Right Now If You’re A Professional Athlete
“Come to the Kentucky Derby, bro! We got a box! Let’s watch these majestic beasts gallop together! It’ll be awesome!” Yeah, right. Next thing you know, someone slips all kinds of molly and cocaine into your drink, and you start handing out $100 bills to strangers and failing drug tests. Have fun getting suspended because you just had to watch Seabiscuit run in a circle. 2. Emails, text messages, all other forms of recorded communication, and computers in general. What are you, stupid?
The Walton County Sheriff’s Office Wants You To Know Destin, FL Is NOT Your 2016 Spring Break Spot
Two weeks ago, we reported that Panama City Beach banned alcohol on its beaches in the month of March to thwart unruly spring breakers from soiling their good name and turning their resort town into a hedonistic drug, alcohol and fornication fest. Then last week, we recommended seven alternative spring break destinations to PCB, one of which being just down the road: Destin, Florida.
Can’t Make It In Male Athletics? Identify As A Chick And Dominate Like This Alaskan Teen
A flood of controversy has stirred over in the Alaska high school women’s track and field community over the last week. After smoking girls and leaving her female competition in the dust throughout the season, a male-to-female transgender student received all-state honors. Senior Nattaphon “Ice” Wangyot from Haines High School finished 5th in the 100 meter dash and 3rd in the 200 meter dash during the state championship meet.
Texas FIJI Forgot That You Probably Shouldn’t Have A “Border Patrol” Theme Party
It looks like we can add another page to the “bad ideas” notebook. With such a plethora of inappropriate and sexually explicit themes available for parties, there isn’t a need to enter into the realm of race-themed parties. Sure, you can always slightly work around it by claiming your party is border patrol-themed, but we’re still at the mercy of the social justice warriors. So, don’t do that.
Derek Carr Was Mic’d Up When He Broke His Leg Against The Colts
It’s pretty tough listening to Derek Carr’s reaction the moment he realizes his leg is broken and the Raiders’ promising season has derailed, but I bet you want to listen anyway, don’t you? Yeah, Derek, it’s broke. So are the Raiders’ chances of winning a Super Bowl this season. To listen to Ross and I talk about this injury, along with other mind-wrecking topics, on Back Door Cover, hit play below. Also please subscribe to it on iTunes so we can get paid.
You Ever Dab In A Billionaire’s Face? This Kid Did
Famous billionaire/NBA franchise owner/TV star/legendary businessman/renown entrepreneur and investor approaches you with his high-five hand extended. Do you: A. Deliver the five. B. Hit him with the fake-five-pull-away-and-dab-in-his-face move. Dead. Mark Cuban is dead. Death by dab. All those billions are helpless against a nine-year-old brat sitting court side who fakes you out and dabs in your billionaire face when the cameras are rolling. A lot of people are saying the dab needs to die in 2016.
Don’t Blame My Third Party Vote For Your Shitty Candidate’s Loss
Early this morning Hillary Clinton lost the presidential election to a reality television star who has never held political office. As has become commonplace across our current digital landscape, knee-jerk reactions and finger-pointing currently flood social media as millions of Americans attempt to understand how the opening sentence to this article is now real life.
Presenting The Premiere Trailer For “Total Frat Movie”
It’s been a long time coming, but the wait is finally over. The Total Frat Movie is coming to theaters and on demand Sept. 23 — and we’ve got the first trailer for the comedy below. The movie is produced by Bob Wertheimer and directed by Warren P. Sonoda (Trailer Park Boys, Swearnet: The Movie). Gravitas Ventures secured U.S. rights from Digerati Films. The screenplay was written by Stephen Fromkin and Sacha Pavlovic, who threw in a bunch of nods to our site.
University Of Kansas Invests $2 Million Too Much Into A New Football Locker Room
You could think of two million other ways the University of Kansas could spend their money that doesn’t involve the football team. Sadly, or luckily, however you want to look at it, we are not tasked with the decision-making for the 54th best university in the midwest (according to Forbes). The bigwigs out in Lawrence decided to fund their 0-12 excuse for a football squad with a two million dollar upgraded locker room.
UMass Social Justice Warrior Pens Furious Email To University Officials, Has Insane List Of Demands
Last week, Milo Yiannopoulos and others went to the University of Massachusetts to hold a panel discussion about all things social justice, feminism, and more. It made for some great entertainment as one of the hosts, Steven Crowder, roasted the shit out of some protestors. Well, one of those protestors got really upset, you guys. Her feelings were hurt, so she penned a letter to 25 different university authorities about how mad she was.
Couple Makes Out So Passionately That They Don’t Notice Robbers Holding Bartender At Gunpoint
Couple Makes Out So Passionately That They Don’t Notice Robbers Holding Bartender At Gunpoint These two are stuck so deeply inside of each other's faces that they don't even notice when three armed men walk in, hold the bartender at gunpoint, and rob the cash register -- all from a few feet away. No flinching. No looking over. No running for cover because there are dangerous men with weapons threatening to kill somebody RIGHT NEXT TO THEM. Nada. I get it.
The 45 Hottest Girl Names, Ranked
There isn’t a single Sloan on the face of this planet who’s below an 8. Not one. Not a single Sloan in existence, or throughout history, is unattractive. I don’t know why it works out this way, but it does. It’s an exact science. When two parents find out they’ll be having a baby girl, and they decide to name her Sloan, they’re essentially saying right then and there, “This baby will grow up to be a fine piece of ass one day.” It’s weird, I agree.
Student Forgets To Plug In Headphones, Blares Porn Throughout Entire Lecture Hall
Bold move to watch porn in class.
I’m A Guy And I Was Raped By A Girl
I was raped in college. At the time I was a 6’1″, 235-pound rugby player, and would then and now be aptly described as “a red-blooded male.” To be more accurate, I was raped before college, during my pre-orientation visit over the summer.
Have A Dad Body? Don’t Change A Thing
Gentleman, the school year is quickly approaching, which means we are about to leave behind a relatively healthy lifestyle at home and return to the devastating behavior college brings out. You’ve cut back a little during these warms months, and your liver and gut thank you for that, but the grace period is almost over. In the past, your body was able to handle the abuse, but that speedy metabolism isn’t what it used to be.
California Congressman To Angry Protestor, “If You Touch Me Again, I’ll Drop Your Ass”
Democracy is a beautiful thing.
A Message To The World From An Anonymous Fraternity Member At The University Of Oklahoma
The events of this past week have hit the OU community hard, especially us Greeks. We were shocked and appalled by the actions of SAE, just like everyone else. Almost as shocking as the video, however, has been the reaction. Yes, the chant clearly indicated that things need to change, particularly with the chapter involved, but all Greeks are now being treated as guilty by association. Guilty until proven innocent. Racist until proven otherwise.
Stop Asking Me Questions You Can Google
During the holidays, a friend of mine wanted to see me do stand-up while he was in New York. I said yes and gave him the start-time (11 p.m.), the name of the club, and arranged for his name to be on a reservation for free tickets. The day comes and I get a series of text messages that start with him asking where the show is, then asking more specifics, such as the cost of drinks. Then he sent another, mentioning that he thought the show might be a bit late for his taste.
Real Life Peter Griffin Went To Comic Con And Stole The Show
He's got everything down from the voice to the laugh, to the extremely excessive waistline.
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